Emerald Bay

A great place to live if you’re a wife swapper, terrible parent, trust fund baby, Harley Roudha or any other type of rich miserable asshole.

For kind decent people and true laguna locals that place is the baine of our existence.

A place that’s truly soulless and disgusting to its core.

Wow! That guys such a piece a shit. No doubt he’s from Emerald Bay.

by TheFlyingGayIrishman December 20, 2018

emerald shower

Similar to a golden shower, except you eat asparagus first so your urine stinks like asparagus pee.

That asparagus was so good last night. When I got home I gave my girlfriend an emerald shower - it smelled awful!

by Bunjamin November 17, 2013

where's that damn fourth chaos emerald

An internet meme that orignated from sega's "Shadow The Hedgehog." In a level cutscene shadow is looking for the 4th chaos emerald and he see's Tails who has the damn 4th chaos emerald.

sonic shadow where's that damn fourth chaos emerald

by jared the hedgehog November 17, 2011

Emergency Landing

When you have to shit so bad that you start crapping before your cheeks actually make contact with the toilet seat. Usually involves a running start with pants down.

Dude, i payed the price for eating all those burritos last night. I just barely pulled off an emergency landing when i got home.

by phattypatty_33 September 15, 2009

Classic emerald

An act where a woman lifts her skirt in exchange for $6 to buy food at the servo after a big night

Did you see that bird out front 7-11 trying to give out classic emeralds last night . She was cooked

by Yeahnamateripstarta November 1, 2016

elmers stick

When the lower region of the shaft of the penis sticks to the upper region of the testicles.

Yo dude, it's spicy out here and I have an elmers stick.

by moosecaboose26 June 11, 2011

emergency weed

A sac or baggy of weed you keep or hide in case you run out of your primary weed.

Ahh I cant get a hold of any weed from anyone... I guess I'll use my emergency weed.

My friend is having a really bad week and I wish he could just have a toke and relax... Oh yeah I have emergency weed!

by preteentommy December 1, 2013