embrita

girl, chica, beautiful girl. commingly used in south america, specially in ecuador.

look at that embrita overthere

by rallyecua January 5, 2008

THE EMBRYONIC MANIFESTATIONS OF DEFECATION

That intestinal rumbling that occurs at the most inopportune of times, and is unequivocally indicative of a loaf brewing inside your intestinal tract.

While driving down the interstate, there was no obvious reason to take a pit stop; however, after approaching the sign that read "Next Service Area - 24 miles," then the onset of intestinal distress occurred, as I passed the sign.
I clenched my ass cheeks as tightly together as my gluteal muscles would permit, rolled down the windows, turned off the heater and radio, and asked all occupants to "shut the fuck up" until these embryonic manifestations of defecation subsided. Unfortunately, this didn't happen, as I unleashed with a rectal fury and shit my drawers!

by weave December 9, 2003

embryo

basically just an insult to hurl at people who act like they're five

oh my god you actual embryo are you retarded?

by zanek111 February 29, 2020

Embryotic

An immature idiot - usually of the Male variety.

E.g (Girl chatting with friends) 'That Paul is so embryotic!'

by Neve June 28, 2007

embroassing

When your girlfriend/wife makes you do or say something in front of your bros to show that you have a girlfriend.

She is embroassing.

Often accompanied by baby talk or something mooshy, and when she thinks you are in the presence of other girls.

*On the phone*
Girlfriend: "Ok boobiebaby I Love you"

Boyfriend: "You too"

Girlfriend: "What? say it"

Boyfriend: *quietly* "I love you too"

Girlfriend: "You Love me too what?"

Boyfriend: "I love you too boobiebaby"

*Click*

Boyfriend says to his bros: "god damn she is so embroassing."

by Almighty Sandwich September 15, 2009

Embro

Another word for describing a friend, like "mandem" or "brother".

Can also be used to great someone.

Dude: What's up my embro?
Dude 2: Nothing embro, its all good.

by Hazzatron April 24, 2011

embryonic marksmanship

an anatomically correct (precision) dose of jizz, deep cum shot and/or "at will" baby making material.

OMG Carlos' embryonic marksmanship messed up the floor!

by julieday July 5, 2012