the suicide machines

an awesome punk band.

The suicide machines sing about how stupid our government is!

by bitchy October 12, 2003

rise of the machines

when a man realizes that his main goal on this earth is to inseminate as many women as possible.

Yo, that dawg experienced the "rise of the machines", he's fucking anything that moves.

by nycnice February 14, 2007

eMachine

The cheapest ratshit computer ever built. Bought out by Gateway now, so there is no support either.

White trash computer purchased by those who are to tarded to know that you get what you pay for.

I took a dump on that eMachine and doubled its value.

by Ph03n1X May 13, 2005

beast machines

A series sequel to a show called Beast Wars. The show not only pissed off many fans but it also introduced some lame ass yoga crap to the whole transformers theme which was required in order for the characters to "maximize"

Beast Machines Example:

Optimus Primal: Maximize! Oh it didn't work... Well shit..

*Some lame overly-cliche oracle thing*
Psst... You must say "I am transformed..."

Optimus: I am transformed! It worked!

*Fans are disgusted at Optimus' faggy new skin head look.

by bluemuffin May 20, 2009

Emachine rage

What tech support do when asked to fix an Emachine.

Billy totally Emachine raged yesterday and knocked himself unconscious.

by Templestalker August 3, 2011

Machines!

Attractive women with large breasts similar to 'baps!'

(Attractive, busty girl walks past)
Machines!

by Loudvirus September 23, 2008

machinesplain

A variant of mansplain, where the explainer is not a man, but a computer. The interaction is similar in that the computer attempts to rather explain in simple terms, assuming the human is not bright enough to understand the deep machine-learning and algorithmic complexities involved.

I went over the data dump from the overnight job, but it's all just machinesplaining the obvious stuff, nothing enlightening.

by gravitymonkey December 21, 2014