cheese elves

The microscopic elves that live inside soft cheeses, are birthed when you destroy said cheese, and live in the ether. In their downtime they pay bills and produce corn. And play basketball.

Oh shit, did you just dive into that cheese? Now you have 27 billion cheese elves on your body right now! Better call Mrs. Frizzle.

by MoshiMooshkillers November 27, 2021

elven

Of the elves or having to do with elves, the fairytale creature. Usually not used when referring to short Santa's elves.

I know a girl who has elven pointy ears.
An elven lifespan is very long.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter May 23, 2008

Thousand Elves

A nick name for menthol powder, such as Gold Bond Powder, when applied to your scrotum. Once the menthol kicks in, it has been said the cooling tingling feeling feels like, "a thousand little elves gently blowing on your nuts."

Nick: Damn it's hot outside. I'm friggin melting...

Steve: That's why I always use the Thousand Elves! The forecast down below is always a breezy 65 degrees with a high probability of AWESOME!

by CaptainSteve September 11, 2009

keebler elves

A little family of elves who live in a tree and create all kinds of complex contraptions just so they can get their cookies 'just right'. We can catch glimpses of their lives through their well-know Keebler Elves commercials.

The Keebler elves don't make their pecan melt cookies too sweet, they make them *just right*.

by Angelacia August 26, 2007

Elverta

Elverta is a skinny blonde babe with big blue eyes and a nice ass. She's great at putting shitheads in their place and encouraging bitches to speak their minds. She can only cook grill cheese sandwhiches.

Elverta will kick your ass if she hears you talking shit like that.

by Dr. Fuzzy Slippers December 31, 2012

Elver

The most handsome boy on earth. Elver is extremely caring and thoughtful, truly the best person that could possibly walk into your life. Funny and charismatic, with the best personality ever. Elver is the best person you will ever meet and you won’t regret getting to know him. He is like a drug, once you have him you just can’t get enough, he’s addicting. I love Elver. We all need an Elver is our lives.

“Who’s that?”

“Oh that’s Elver, the best person on earth.”

by elversgf May 31, 2023

Fanny Elves

Little green pointy eared beings that inhabit the dwellings between a cake munchers legs. Often come out to graze with others when men are around. The sensation can be described as some times painful, other times unusual and sometimes you can feel them falling out of you!

Example' Tim I think I have fanny elves -Jan o9'

by Santaaatimmy March 1, 2009