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Elver is one of the best, if not the best friend and lover. He will always be there. But don't get me wrong, he is kind , but when he has to he will kick your ass .he is also a man of true intelligence. Overall elver is a great guy to know
Damn Elver is such a badass.
Elver by Flakkadout October 9, 2016
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The most handsome boy on earth. Elver is extremely caring and thoughtful, truly the best person that could possibly walk into your life. Funny and charismatic, with the best personality ever. Elver is the best person you will ever meet and you won’t regret getting to know him. He is like a drug, once you have him you just can’t get enough, he’s addicting. I love Elver. We all need an Elver is our lives.
“Who’s that?”

“Oh that’s Elver, the best person on earth.”
Elver by elversgf May 31, 2023
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Petite cock.(if you read Memoirs of a Geisha, intercourse is analogous to an eel entering a cave and moving around to find the right spot and spitting when it likes the cave. COCK:EEL::BABY COCK:ELVER
awwww....our pet elver...so cute.
"kick the elver! ...don't kick the elver!"
(derived from south park: "kick the baby!")
elver's hiding in the elver bush..he's shy. where'd he go?
elver by gwad damn u December 28, 2005
- A baby eel.

- Some clame it to be an urban elf.
Gimme that elver. I looks nice and Juicy.
elver by Hovah January 25, 2005

Elver Galarga 

The woman who have the bigger combat instrument to make pleasure to any who need it

cellphone: +34 711711607

Please, call her and make your dreams comes true. She need you
Elver Galarga is beautiful

The Elder Wand 

An old man's penis
Harry held up the Elder Wand, and Ron and Hermione looked at it with a reverence that, even in his befuddled and sleep-deprived state, Harry did not like to see.
— Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
The Elder Wand by murribunda December 28, 2021

screen-elder 

An elderly version of the screen-ager. An adult who spends an excessive amount of time on their personal electronic device, usually on social media, rudely ignoring the people around them, and oblivious to their immediate surroundings.
Husband to wife:
Honey, please get off instagram. We're at dinner with friends. That's rude. You're such a screen-elder
screen-elder by Casa de mil suenos August 13, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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