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The most handsome boy on earth. Elver is extremely caring and thoughtful, truly the best person that could possibly walk into your life. Funny and charismatic, with the best personality ever. Elver is the best person you will ever meet and you won’t regret getting to know him. He is like a drug, once you have him you just can’t get enough, he’s addicting. I love Elver. We all need an Elver is our lives.
“Who’s that?”

“Oh that’s Elver, the best person on earth.”
Elver by elversgf May 31, 2023
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Petite cock.(if you read Memoirs of a Geisha, intercourse is analogous to an eel entering a cave and moving around to find the right spot and spitting when it likes the cave. COCK:EEL::BABY COCK:ELVER
awwww....our pet elver...so cute.
"kick the elver! ...don't kick the elver!"
(derived from south park: "kick the baby!")
elver's hiding in the elver bush..he's shy. where'd he go?
elver by gwad damn u December 28, 2005
- A baby eel.

- Some clame it to be an urban elf.
Gimme that elver. I looks nice and Juicy.
elver by Hovah January 25, 2005

Elver Galarga 

The woman who have the bigger combat instrument to make pleasure to any who need it

cellphone: +34 711711607

Please, call her and make your dreams comes true. She need you
Elver Galarga is beautiful

The Elder Wand 

An old man's penis
Harry held up the Elder Wand, and Ron and Hermione looked at it with a reverence that, even in his befuddled and sleep-deprived state, Harry did not like to see.
— Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
The Elder Wand by murribunda December 28, 2021

screen-elder 

An elderly version of the screen-ager. An adult who spends an excessive amount of time on their personal electronic device, usually on social media, rudely ignoring the people around them, and oblivious to their immediate surroundings.
Husband to wife:
Honey, please get off instagram. We're at dinner with friends. That's rude. You're such a screen-elder
screen-elder by Casa de mil suenos August 13, 2017
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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