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elusive letter k

Originated when Tollie (I) was obsessed completely with A Series of Unfortunate Events. Tootles and I were using the Sebald Code in our online journals - I wrote a small, extremely odd script about two people in a boxing ring. The male commented on how it was the perfect place to box, and the female said why yes, much better than a tree or a large barn with the elusive letter K on it.

That is the origination of the elusive letter K - it is used when someone says something, and the other person replies k. The example shows this.
Tootles: brb
Tollie: k
Tollie: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Tootles: back
Tootles: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk ELUSIVE LETTER K
by Tollie December 25, 2004
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elusive tracy

A girl that is never certain about what she wants yet she wants everything
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Elusive Ladies

Elegant, Good-hearted, Classy, Dignified Women that are difficult or hard to find or obtain.
There goes a group of Elusive Ladies.
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Elusive Last

An online network of freakazoids and gooners.
"Have you gotten waved on Elusive Last yet?"
"Hell no! They're all freaks! Especially ghost_goober and im_ing!"
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Elusive Last

A Middle-Eastern Jidahi oath to never snitch on your cell, and die in glory.
"Remember your Elusive Last, brother."
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Elusive Skunk

A thunderous and explosive vagina blow-out orgasm by a woman that squirted while at the end of her period.
I banged a girl so good and hard last night that I was finally able to witness an 'elusive skunk'!
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The Elusive Monogamous Slutsquatch

The one (rumoured-to-exist) woman who comes off as a complete lady of the highest order, while in public. She encompasses elegance, grace, poise and refinement. She is compassionate, intelligent, and kind. She is incredibly fit and has the nicest figure a man could imagine. She dresses in a conservatively sexy manner and has great taste in clothes. She never dresses like a slut, no matter what the occasion (i.e. She does not take part in Slut-O-Ween, or wear yoga pants in public.)

However, contrary to her conservative appearance, she becomes a savage when engaging in sexual activity, and she will push sexual boundaries to their animalistic limits, but not go too far. Her natural ability, desire and skills required to pleasure both her man and herself knows no equal. No man or woman, who only knows of her in pubic, would ever even suspect that her animalistic 'other side' exists.

She transcends the proverbial 'lady in the streets, whore in the sheets', and is the female version of a sexual Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde. Oddly, she does not want to sleep with any 'other' guy she meets because she is completely focused with pleasing her one man --- the man who discovers her true identity.

Background:

- Many women appear prim proper while in public, and they ARE sexual prudes in private. (no surprises here)
- Many women appear slutty in public, and they ARE slutty in private. (no surprises here)
- The elusive monogamous slutsquatch would both rock and shock the man who found her.
ex. I thought my then-girlfriend (???) was the elusive monogamous slutsquatch, however, I left her alone for a week and she slept with her ex-boyfriend. Then she started checking out other men and commenting on them, in sexual manner, in front of both her young daughter and myself (which is quite classless). Yeah, (???) was not the elusive monogamous slutsquatch, but we had some great and memorable times together while I was investigating the possibility that she was the one.

*** The elusive slutsquatch's existence has NOT been verified, however, some men have claimed to have 'thought' they observed her in both her natural habitats (in public, and in private). She is widely rumoured to exist, but sadly there is no verification. She could be caught right now, and no one would know because of the aforementioned attributes. ***
by GlennyJ November 10, 2013
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