Elder Emo

An emo kid from the early- to mid-2000s who is now in their 30s and 40s but still loves the genre, listens nostalgically the old bands, and waits for the emo wave to come back. Elder Emos have jobs and family responsibilities but still wear band shirts and skinny jeans on the weekends. At their best, they joyfully encourage and promote the next generation of emo rockers. At their worst they hold onto the past and fall into despair while lamenting how the new music “just isn’t as good.”

Person 1: I just found my iPod Nano from 2007. Want to listen to some Circa Survive?

Person 2: Ah, I see you’re an Elder Emo.

by Thewholenineinches January 20, 2022

Kevin R. Elder's People Vs. Potatoes

A Game where one compares specific peoples worth to that of potatoes. An individual must choose to never see that person again, and have any kind of potato, or choose that person and never get to eat any potatoes ever again.

Shelly: Okay, "Kevin R. Elder's People Vs. Potatoes", do you pick potatoes or my mother?

Kevin: Potatoes.

Shelly: Okay, how about your mother?

Kevin: Potatoes.

by Kramerk September 15, 2009

Elder McKinley

Mckinky; gay

“Being gay is bad but lying is worse!” Elder McKinley, the gay, lied.

by Dear_Zoe_Murphy October 25, 2018

elder goth

A goth who has been part of the subculture since it originally came about, or a goth over the age of 40.

Eriks dad is an Elder goth

by Solinium May 30, 2008

gay midget elderly porn

The greatest thing in the history of the world

I just jacked off to that gay midget elderly porn

by Andy you suck July 20, 2016

elderberries

something your father smells of.

Your mother was a hampster and your father smells of elderberries!

by Xizor July 28, 2008

elderberries

1)Elder or Elderberries-(Sambucus) is a genus of between 5-30 species of fast-growing shrubs or small trees (two species herbaceous), formerly treated in the honeysuckle family Caprifoliaceae, but now shown by genetic evidence to be correctly classified in the moschatel family Adoxaceae.
2)An insult used by the frenchman on 'The Holy Grail'

1)
Man-"Tally-ho old chap fancy a spot of elderberry tea?"
Man2-"Why Fo shizzle my nizzle!

2)
French Man1-"Your Mother Was A Hamster And Your Father Smelled Of Elderberries!"

by CaptainIthican June 1, 2006