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Ejackielate

Ejackielating is the combination of cumming and dying at the same time.
Tom: "Did you hear anything from Jeff?"
George: "Yeah I heard he ejackielated on top of a whore."
by gigaultraturbomegachad June 21, 2023
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Boot and Ejack

The greatest philosophy of life is summed up in two words - Boot and Ejack. This phrase refers to a great night involving two elements - a boot (vomit) and an ejack (cumming), which means you have the means to:

a) consume alcohol
b) have wooed thine bitches under the influence of said alcohol

While many find the term demeaning, this outlook on life has led to many lolzzzzzz and great times.

Often can be shortened to "B and E"
Man 1: "That night was bitching"
Man 2: "Yeah, T'was totally boot and ejack"
by TheFush April 9, 2011
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Ejacushit

Ejacushit - When you're doing her in the butt and she needed a poop but didn't tell you, you pull out, jizz on her back and spray shit all over her.
"MEL, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU NEEDED A SHIT WHEN I STUCK IT IN THERE?! I EJACUSHIT ALL OVER YOU!"
by Wynced July 3, 2016
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EJack-u-lantern

A Jack-o-lantern carved to resemble a whore's face.
Dude, finish carving the Ejack-u-lantern so I can light that baby up.
by Garozerg June 23, 2008
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wacinduced ejackulation

when giving sperm sample if can not ejackulate nurse shoves finger in your ass to expidite results
miss i just can't cum , its ok i'll just perform wacinduced ejackulation {IN} you hehe!
by stuart ivey February 27, 2008
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beer ejack

when your beer suddenly decides to foam up and over the bottle top, -whether a fresh beer or not! (fresh having the most 'vigor'!)

-like the human version, one can never know EXACTLY at what moment this messy event is going to occur! if you're lucky, you can get your mouth over the bottle, before you get the 'pee'!! (-sometimes one can 'put this carbonation to work' (see action, my reaction!) for 'giggles'!)
eyeing beer suspiciously...one second! i think i'm in for a beer ejack!

my beer did a beer ejack, i had to hit the 'porcelain room' to

'mop up'!!

a salesman was in foolsley's selling beer ejack gloves!!
by michael foolsley February 26, 2010
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Ejacked

When someone Ejaculates out of a particularly harmful sexual encounter.
Dude1: dude she totally wanted to tie me up.

Dude2: good thing you Ejacked out of there, that could have been bad.
by The One Who Found The One August 13, 2010
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