Egret

An email that you regret sending.

I woke up and realized I sent an egret last night in my drunken state.

by curiousercuriouser August 2, 2010

Blanket Ehree

-Noun

1. A restless mystical creature that hops around with random facial expressions, part man part rabbit part blanket. But if you get too close and say "what is it?" it will say with a retarded expression "ahy een kno!"

2. A creature that sleeps fully spread open with limbs pointing in different directions.

- Verb

1. To hop, eat, look around with random facial expressions, and lick your paws to wet your hair/ear

2. To hog all the blanket

You're being such a blanket ehree

Stop ehreeing

You're the original blanket ehree

by Pruuneday May 16, 2011

Eret

a mean person who betrays others in war

Guy 1: Hey they look nice, lets be friends with them.
Guy 2: No, they're an Eret. They betrayed me in war. They're the reason i have this battle scar on me. They ruined my life. *dramatic sob*
Guy 1: oh.

by 69funnynumber August 24, 2020

sabine ehrenfeld

Overstock.com spokeswoman.

"It's all about the O."

by RXtasy June 10, 2005

Snowy Egret

A middle aged woman with long bird like legs who enjoys catching cum in her overgrown pubic hair.

This elusive creature can be found in or near ourdoor bars, poolside cabanas, nude beaches, and can usually be idenitfied by unique characteristics such as; dirty tattoos, unaturally died hair, skid marks on her knees and an insistence that pubic hair is sexy.

I saw a Jimmy Buffet cover band at Whiskey Joe's last night and after the show I shagged this stork and she turned out to be a Snowy Egret.

by The WL March 22, 2011

Eret

Eret/Wilbah
i see them as my brother, i love him so much and he deserves so much better <3

- Do you know Eret?
- YES! He's a very wholesome person!!

by erinaisgay November 21, 2021

erret

A mimicking of the sound heard from turntables when a DJ scratches the records, but is just a comically bad rendition of said sound. Commonly used as code language for crew members to say something without saying it. Uses for erret include acknowledging a hot female in the presence or other unspoked code, but is mostly used to annoy people. Variants include Et-erret, er-erret, skirret, set-sirret, skit-skirret, etc.

::Attractive female walks by::
Hood 1: Erret.
Hood 2: Set-sirret

::Person of authority is talking::
Professor: The homework is to read chapter 6.
Idiot student: ERRET!

by SIXnop April 25, 2006