Effortless swag

The guy who has the money to dress like a baller but instead wears a baseball cap, Nike high tops, a typical tshirt, and nice jeans. He may not be a 10 to the eyes but his confidence makes him a 20. These are hard working street smart business men who worked hard to achieve their success . Effortless swag is not a 3 peice suit with daddy's surname embroidered in the inside pocket. It's effortless and humble

The guy with the "it factor" swag is what boys have . Effortless swag is what men have. nikes confidence humble hardworker

by Rachieba May 23, 2013

EFFIT

EFFIT is an Influencer Marketing Agency that does crazy creative campaigns with the best talents. Like the name, they don't follow norms. They say EFFIT, let's be disruptive!

Your marketing campaign will suck if you don't use EFFIT!

by EFF-Boss December 14, 2019

Efforting

A made-up word used by TV news producers or assignment editors who should be mouth-punched; often used by people who think it's a more eloquent way of admitting fail.

"Lindsay Lohan mugshots? Oh, yeah, I'm, uh, efforting them now."

"Efforting? Only the paste-eaters in the TV department use that retardese."

by Elemenopio August 4, 2012

effort

Something I didn't put in when writing this definition

I didn't put in effort when writing this definition

by Esa4 September 13, 2019

eFootball

A graphical horror game that is branded as a football (soccer) game. It has a rating of 25% on Metacritic. It features horrifically rendered caricatures of footballers around the globe, such as Messi, Ronaldo, and Lewandowski.

Aaron: Hey, have you tried out eFootball yet?
Ben: I witnessed a 20 ft wide ghost Ronaldo glitch through the body of Van Dijk. I haven't slept ever since.

by 2amAndIAmStillAwake January 26, 2022

Effort Shock

Coined and popularized by renowned Cracked Editor David Wong, this term is a derivative of the term sticker shock. It refers to the feeling of shock and dismay one encounters when discovering how difficult it really is to accomplish a goal. The term is usually used to refer to long term goals, such as getting a degree, acquiring a job in a desired profession, learning a new skill (guitar, a foreign language, etc.), or completing a long term project (remodeling, losing weight, etc.).

While many people of varying levels of intelligence and backgrounds can encounter Effort Shock, it is believed to mainly afflict people in first world, Westernized societies. This is likely due to a variety of factors: parental upbringing, popular cultural influences, the overwhelming choice of professions in Westernized society, and lack of education about one’s desired goal.

While they often initially feel extremely excited, motivated, and prepared, realizing the daunting magnitude, difficulty, and level of effort to achieve the goal leaves the victims of Effort Shock feeling disheartened and lacking motivation. This can lead to the person quitting their goal entirely.

After being told how smart and "destined for great things" he was for the duration of his childhood and teen years, Jimmy encountered Effort Shock when he graduated and realized that smarts alone couldn't get him even a mediocre job.

I experienced Effort Shock when I tried to learn a foreign language after high school, because I underestimated and lacked the motivation and commitment needed to gain any conversational proficiency.

by margindoodle May 2, 2010

A for effort

Not the worst attempt. Perhaps if you invested a little more time and brain work, you would get something that you can actually be proud of instead of this pile of rubbish.

Boy : Hey sweetie, I got you something
Girl : Oh Wow! What did you get me?
Boy : A Brand New Star Wars T-shirt
Girl : *sigh* Oh well. A for Effort.

by Beewol April 22, 2016