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effort people

a derogatory term created in the 2000's that efficient and analytical sales people use to describe inefficient moronic sales people that just go go go.
This effort person called me the other day and would't stop talking.

You're not an efficient person, you're an effort person.

God Damn effort people!
by RammieRoundTheWorld September 16, 2020
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Effort Value

Attributes which give bonuses to a Pokémon's stats and improve differently depending which Pokémon they defeat. These bonuses, in the form of effort points, are gained in addition to bonuses gained by increasing level. Pokemon who are candied do not receive these bonuses, making them weaker than those leveled by battling.
Trainer 1: I worked really hard, but my Charizard's speed Effort Value is still low!

Trainer 2: That's because Charizard's base speed is already low. It's attack should be higher, but it's nature can affect it's stats, too.
by PokéfanTeej20 August 15, 2010
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Effort Shock

Coined and popularized by renowned Cracked Editor David Wong, this term is a derivative of the term sticker shock. It refers to the feeling of shock and dismay one encounters when discovering how difficult it really is to accomplish a goal. The term is usually used to refer to long term goals, such as getting a degree, acquiring a job in a desired profession, learning a new skill (guitar, a foreign language, etc.), or completing a long term project (remodeling, losing weight, etc.).

While many people of varying levels of intelligence and backgrounds can encounter Effort Shock, it is believed to mainly afflict people in first world, Westernized societies. This is likely due to a variety of factors: parental upbringing, popular cultural influences, the overwhelming choice of professions in Westernized society, and lack of education about one’s desired goal.

While they often initially feel extremely excited, motivated, and prepared, realizing the daunting magnitude, difficulty, and level of effort to achieve the goal leaves the victims of Effort Shock feeling disheartened and lacking motivation. This can lead to the person quitting their goal entirely.
After being told how smart and "destined for great things" he was for the duration of his childhood and teen years, Jimmy encountered Effort Shock when he graduated and realized that smarts alone couldn't get him even a mediocre job.

I experienced Effort Shock when I tried to learn a foreign language after high school, because I underestimated and lacked the motivation and commitment needed to gain any conversational proficiency.
by margindoodle May 2, 2010
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effort fail

the act of putting in a lot of effort, yet resulting in a fail.
*ugly chick attempting to put on make-up to look hot*
Guy: woah dude, what an effort fail.
by largh June 2, 2009
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Effort Alert

A term given to anyone who tries too hard when no one else cares
Guy 1: Look at Chris way up in front
Guy 2: Effort Alert!!!!
by Gator12345Gator June 8, 2011
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effort theft

when a gamer carries on with the old data or logs onto another gamers account and takes all their items (eg:gold) that they have worked for.
someone logged into my account and stole all my weapons! thats effort theft!!!
by Tiger🐯queen .stripes February 20, 2018
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effort ball

A ball delivered in a cricket match where the bowler puts in a extra physical effort to bowl a shorter and faster delivery.
He really bent his back to deliver his effort ball to unsettle the batsman
by Dazzawest January 10, 2021
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