St Edmund Hall

founded in the 1200s it is oxford's oldest acadmic establishment and probably the best college in oxford. More commonly known as teddy hall or the banter college, it is famed for it's many sporting and dramatic successes (rather than it's few academic ones), and will be found dominating the dancefloor everynight across oxford, recognisable by chants of teddy teddy teddy hall hall hall.

ex teddies include al murray (pub landlord) stewart lee and tery jones

st hilda's schlad "i wish i could have gone to st edmund hall"

by st edmund of abingdon November 15, 2011

Edmonton handshake

Grasp large knife. Plunge said knife into someone's chest. You have now completed the "Edmonton handshake". Known as "stabbing" or "knifing" in less crime-ridden cities. Most often used for no apparent reason, likely on someone elderly, smaller than you, or someone with nicer clothes than you. Be especially careful of the Edmonton handshake after denying an Indian a cigarette.

Visitor: "What the hell, you just stabbed me!"

Edmontonian: "Fuck your innocence, and welcome to Edmonton!"

Paramedic: "Not another Edmonton handshake!"

by iamnotacrook February 17, 2010

Emancipation Penetration

The act of engaging in extremely gratifying sexual behavior with a professor who teaches civil war history. This may be graded.

We had a relatively normal day until I ended up at Dr. Vanilla's house earning my freedom through the undersheets railroad, it was a true emancipation penetration...and that poor dog had to watch

by missindsey February 18, 2010

edmentum

The worst schooling website ever created, a glorified slideshow. Many schools subjected their students to this torture following the COVID-19 pandemic as many were forced to do remote learning. Edmentum works slide by slide, teaching students the same coursework they learned last week, and the week before that, and the week before that.

Student 1: God damn I hate edmentum. It's the same shit over and over again
Student 2: Maybe if they had a budget higher than $5 it would be better.

by Russlol November 3, 2021

Emancipossum Locomotion

The Southern Yokel form of the name of the Emancipation Proclaimation, signed by President Lincoln in 1863. Often found being said south of the Mason-Dixon line. (The Southern U.S)

But officer, I'se free. Ain't you done heard about the Emancipossum Locomotion?

by kwadog April 1, 2009

bury st edmunds

Bury st edmunds is the lovely flower arranging town in which chav's hang out, outside and the bus station thinking they are solid, and the fit girls with abnormally large foreheads.

The breeding ground of Howard estate scum and priors pussy's so welcome to bury St edmunds

by Banta Hunter December 30, 2013

Edmarie

The most straight up person you wi ever met in your entrie ife. She is an amazing person with wlidlife. Shes LOUD, CRAZY, and SPECIAL. A fun person to be around with and she's the BOSS legit. Edmaries tend to have HUGE ASSES and be CHONGAS ( in a very good way) they arent hoes they know right from wrong and respect themselves... they DGAF about guys

* edmaries acting mad crazy, mother walks in and see's she is drinking somthing ( the drink looks like rum)

edmarie: laaalaaalaaaaaa
mother: what is edmarie drinking?!?!?!?!?!
* checks edmaries drink*
mother : nevermind is it just appe juice, shes acting like an EDMARIE

by MMC<3 June 28, 2011