Maxwell Edison

a 20's mob gangster who eliminated his victims using a silver hammer.

fun fact: he was a bright young boy majoring in medicine at the University of Chicago at the time of his trial.

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head. Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead.

by mag February 27, 2005

Thomas Edison

A fictional sexual manuver where a lightbulb is placed in the women's vagina and the friction from the anal sex she is recieving lights up the bulb.

It's kinda dark in here. How about the Thomas Edison?

by T Money November 22, 2004

the edison

The Edison is a sexual maneuver where a man licks his finger, sticks it into a light socket or an electrical outlet whilst penetrating a woman. Thus, transferring any form of electric shock to the woman's vaginal area.

Guy #1: Dude, I totally pulled The Edison last night?

Guy #2: really? How was it?
Guy #1: she was shocked to say the least.

by Daisy Chain February 20, 2015

Filthy Edison

Licking a 9-Volt battery that is lodged in someone's anus

I wanted to toss Heather's salad but what she was really down for was a Filthy Edison

by jizzlemcgrizzle August 15, 2011

The Thomas Edison

Traditionally performed by two extremely hairy males, both nude. The first male faces forward with the second directly behind him. Then the rear male presses his chest firmly against the back of the male in the front. At this point jumping up and down from both parties is a must endeavouring to create static electricity. Once static electricity has been generated, the male to the rear then chokes the male at the front out. Essentially lights out...

Did you hear about Brian and Brendon? I hear they have started dating and love giving eachother The Thomas Edison on Friday nights.

by Frank Fontain April 8, 2019

Edixon

A boy who is trying to grow up too fast. They cuss a lot and use it in everyday language. He has lots of friends(which sometimes aren't too good) Some of them talk about him without him knowing, these are the friends they always talk good about. He drops a few real friends for a lot of fake ones. Sometimes Edixon is cool and fun and that's when people like him,other than that Edixon's are cool.

There goes Edixon cussing

by {sock} June 26, 2017

Maxwell Edison

Maxwell Edison is a serial killer dating from 1969. He had 3 victims, Joan, His Teacher and a Judge. Maxwell has 2 exes, Rose and Valerie. However, he does have a wife now, Sophia (me).

His life has been documented by Abbey Road Studios, and detectives John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr. All the others except Det. Paul, dreaded working with Maxwell's life- they found it quite boring.

Maxwell was a uni student majoring in medicine. One night he called up a bird and asked her to go to the pictures- she said yes of course because maxwell is a dream boat.

Bang bang maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head du du du, bang bang Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
Oh yeah, that is Maxwell Edison

by Daddy George June 15, 2020