Definitions by jizzlemcgrizzle

Fire in the Sky

A sexual maneuver based on the terrifying alien abduction scene in the 1993 film of the same name. The act consists of throwing a handful of jizz into your partner’s mouth and then stretching your scrotum over their face. Search for the scene on YouTube for reference.

Claire told me she had an alien abduction sex fantasy so I gave her a fire in the sky and she was totally into it.

Fire in the Sky by JizzleMcGrizzle March 22, 2021

Filthy Benjamin

Anally fucking a woman that has a lightbulb in her mouth whilst flying a kite in a lightning storm.

Heather was feeling frisky and begged me to give her a Filthy Benjamin while it was storming out...and I'll be damned if that lightbulb didn't glow!

Filthy Benjamin by JizzleMcGrizzle March 31, 2014

Vampire Wings

An honorary title a person earns by eating a woman's pussy while she's on her period.

Heather was on her rag but I ate her out anyway, so I finally got my Vampire Wings.

Vampire Wings by JizzleMcGrizzle March 17, 2014

Filthy Edison 

Licking a 9-Volt battery that is lodged in someone's anus

I wanted to toss Heather's salad but what she was really down for was a Filthy Edison

Filthy Edison by jizzlemcgrizzle August 15, 2011

Puerto Rican beetle fight 

When trying to flip your partner over for doggy-style sex is met with great resistance

Heather was down for some drunk fucking, but when I tried to flip her over for doggystyle we ended up having a Puerto Rican beetle fight for 10 mins

Puerto Rican beetle fight by jizzlemcgrizzle August 15, 2011

Grandfather Cock 

Stand naked in the corner of a room with arms extended like the hands of a clock while rocking hips side to side to slap one's balls against his thigh rhythmically with every second

Uncle Lester got drunk again on Thanksgiving and did the grandfather cock in the corner of the living room for hours until my mom finally called the police

Grandfather Cock by jizzlemcgrizzle August 15, 2011