When someone has an orgasm so intense it is a life-changer. In a 1999 field study of 125 people who had experienced a climax of this magnitude, 15 died of heart attacks during the orgasm, 32 swore a lifetime of devotion to their lover, 43 swore a lifetime of devotion to their hand, 23 committed suicide convinced they had experienced the ultimate thrill life could give them, 11 began touring as motivational speakers, and one decided he was going to watch the Britney Spears video "Baby, One More Time" one more time to see if he could replicate his orgasmic event. Less than a minute into the video he had a seizure and died en route to the hospital.
(from "My Date With Giganti Tongue") ...her heart skipped, she held her breathe, THERE, oh my. She felt her soul fluttering from her body in ecstasy. Her limbs shuddered and she rode the orgasm like James Bond rode the tidal wave caused by the collapsed iceberg in the one where Halle Berry wore a bikini but was trapped in that igloo by the mad Korean. Hummingbirds peppered her heart with kisses and she felt higher than Cheech and Chong at a Grateful Dead concert in a jet flying over Mount Everest. And then, as the orgasmic event slowly subsided, there was that ultimate moment of clarity when suddenly she felt she could prove Einstein's Theory of Relativity was a load of horseshit.
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A fight on a fight card that garners significant attention from the general fight community because its back story imbues it with a value that generally overshadows the co-main and main event. This fight is usually slotted away from the co-main and main event slots but does not necessarily mean it is not the co-main or main event. It is the fight people want to see regardless of what else is on the card.
This phrase is generally used by MMA reporters New York Rick and Ariel Helwani on The MMA Hour.
This phrase is generally used by MMA reporters New York Rick and Ariel Helwani on The MMA Hour.
New York Rick: So what fight do you believe should have been the people's main event UFN :76?
Ariel Helwani: Ben Rothwell vs Stipe Miocic assuming the injury bug did strike again.
Ariel Helwani: Ben Rothwell vs Stipe Miocic assuming the injury bug did strike again.
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Fakes pedo allegation - Edenzhouse has written on their stories that person(1) has groomed them but the thing is person(1) is 15 years old, same age as Eden but Eden still believes to this day that person(1) is a pedo and haven't apologized for getting person(1) doxxed and harassed by their fans, Eden in this drama has leaked person(1) face (which they removed from their story but haven't apologized for) and ask their fanbase to call the police on person(1)
Another person accused of being a pedo, long story short. Person (2) was dating eden when Eden was 14 and they vented about their dying dad and Eden said they were uncomfy with them venting to them they brought a oc from Eden for $680 and Eden tolded them to wait to get the oc and 2 days later Eden has blocked person(2) everywhere and told everyone that person(2) was a pedo with no proof, the proof was "my friend told me their 18!" Person(2) showed their birth certificate and their voice to confirm that they are 16 and asked Eden to tell his fans to stop harassing them and refund them the money. Eden says no because "their a fucking pedo, they just edited everything and you're all fucking stupid if you believe his bullshit get out you're not welcomed you pedo supporting freaks" and the end.
Person(2) was scammed and harassed
At least their not doxxed..?
Fakes pedo allegation - Edenzhouse has written on their stories that person(1) has groomed them but the thing is person(1) is 15 years old, same age as Eden but Eden still believes to this day that person(1) is a pedo and haven't apologized for getting person(1) doxxed and harassed by their fans, Eden in this drama has leaked person(1) face (which they removed from their story but haven't apologized for) and ask their fanbase to call the police on person(1)
Another person accused of being a pedo, long story short. Person (2) was dating eden when Eden was 14 and they vented about their dying dad and Eden said they were uncomfy with them venting to them they brought a oc from Eden for $680 and Eden tolded them to wait to get the oc and 2 days later Eden has blocked person(2) everywhere and told everyone that person(2) was a pedo with no proof, the proof was "my friend told me their 18!" Person(2) showed their birth certificate and their voice to confirm that they are 16 and asked Eden to tell his fans to stop harassing them and refund them the money. Eden says no because "their a fucking pedo, they just edited everything and you're all fucking stupid if you believe his bullshit get out you're not welcomed you pedo supporting freaks" and the end.
Person(2) was scammed and harassed
At least their not doxxed..?
Person(1): I got called a pedo, doxxed and harassed by Edenzhouse
Fanbase: groomer nae nae uwu
Person(2): I got scammed, harassed and called a pedo by Edenzhouse
Fanbase: kys groomer uwu owo
Fanbase: groomer nae nae uwu
Person(2): I got scammed, harassed and called a pedo by Edenzhouse
Fanbase: kys groomer uwu owo
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Random girl: hey who are you thinking about asking to the dance
Guy: I thinking about asking Eden, she so fine!!!
Guy: I thinking about asking Eden, she so fine!!!
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