hook eared

Heaving been purposely given an ear worm by someone else with the sole intent of leaving a song stuck in your head. If you've been hook eared you've taken the ear worm bait!

Colleague keeps dropping lines from a song into conversation throughout the day.
At the end of the day you're whistling the tune, and realise you've been hook eared.
*Colleague twists moustache like an old timey movie villain.*

by Dale Tucker November 19, 2018

Cloth-Eared Elephant

The act of turning your pockets inside out and letting your penis hang out of your fly, resembling an elephant. Also known as Elephant Man.

I finally decided to quit my job, so I showed my boss the Cloth-Eared Elephant.

by DCFd2 May 10, 2008

long-eared galoot

Another name given to Bugs Bunny by Yosemite Sam

Yosemite Sam: Ahma gonna blast ya, ya long-eared galoot

Bugs Bunny: You try it and I will gnaw your scrawny rednecked ass to death with my big woodeny front toofs....bitch!

by Dr. P.H. Noseminer II December 7, 2011

Dog-Eared Page

It's when someone who you really like or care about treats you like shit but acts like you're everything to them when you're all they got. Yet, once they have other people they "Put a Dog-Ear on your page and move on." it really sucks to be one...

Girl: Hey...Drew just dumped me....Want to go out again?
Guy: Fuck this! I'm done being your Dog-Eared Page!

by Edaw January 10, 2009

blue eared elephant

the art of turning one's 501 pockets inside out, unzipping your flys and lobbing out yer todger.

"hey ladies have you seen the Blue Eared Elephant?"
"No"
"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiip..........."

by mr pimpernell September 25, 2014

Big eared Sniffy Wiener

A breed of dog. Being a combination of Beagle and Dachshund the Big Eared Sniffy Wiener is very social and curious and often follows it’s very powerful nose without care to consequences. This gets the BESW in trouble with their human companions as they often lead it to injury, unnecessary snacking, and being impossible to hide any new items in the house . Loyal and cuddly BESWs are often found noodling in the floor when hot and when cold are found in the laps and couch cushions aplenty cuddling with something or someone warm

My Big Eared Sniffy Wiener is the cutest little rascal, I make new toys a hide and seek game ,I let him outside and take it all around the house and let him try to find it . He usually finds it straight away !

by TheEagleClasher May 18, 2022

teary-eared

the effect of uncontrollable laughter; laughing so hard that "tears meet your ears"; the state of mind you reach when laughing so hard you forget what you are laughing about; usually the side-effect of drug-induced euphoria

After hearing the story, the girls got all teary-eared.

by BeccaR June 25, 2005