eGod

a measure of failure in life; a derragatory term used to compare to a lower level.

You life is terrible. You're as pathetic as eGod.

by Da MixA November 9, 2003

eGod

fucker. Also not a real God.

That guy is such an eGod!

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

eGod

Your daily pranker cast founder. MasquitO.

www.prankcast.org - EFNet #PrankCast

by themasK] February 22, 2003

EABOD

Acronym for "Eat a back of dicks."

When someone cuts you off in traffic, you drive up to their car, get them to wind down their window, and yell "EABOD" (if you're time poor and can't say "Eat a bag of dicks").

by Louis C.K. March 12, 2012

EGOD

Acronym for Enrique Gang or Die. The Enrique gang is a group of hardened criminals lurking among the streets of the modern world. The gangs origins are unknown although it is rumored that many famous historical figures such as Plato, Charlemagne, Julius Caesar, all of the founding fathers, Robin Hood, Al Capone, Steve Jobs and most aliens have been found to be in the gang as well. There is no dress code for Enrique members which makes them even more dangerous also they are not responsible for any crimes except for being too amazing for the world to handle.

-Dude! Is that guy in EGOD?

-I don't know but don't look at him you will turn to stone!

by Wobley Johnson November 14, 2011

Elgod

One who can do anything,(jack of all trades)

after fixing something thought to be beyond repair "you are Elgod"

by simons July 27, 2004

Elgod

jack of all trades to do something thought to be impossible

when one completes a task thought to be impossible,: " You are Elgod"

by Mike Green August 1, 2004