Electricity Man

A man who works with electrical equipment.

'That light's flickering a bit. I better get the electricity man over to fix it.'

by Count Crumpet September 20, 2015

Electricity shop

A shop in vocatioinal high schools that is completely pointless. Were all the people who are retarded enough to take an everyday chance of dieing go into. Anybody that takes this shop feels inportant because they do the average easy work that 75% of americans are too lazy but yet capable of doing themselfes. After taking this shop you will learn two things. 1 how to tac wires up against a beam and rip them apart after and 2 you just wasted 4 years of your life hanging  out with a bunch of guys in a room with a bunch of wires.

At a funeralo what happened to him?he's an electrician o you mean he wasted 4 years of his life in the electricity shop having a sausage fest just to die?yup thats what i said

by billybobjames February 4, 2009

electricity mouth

When someone's mouth is so moist it sounds like electricity. Or when you rub against an old tv.

Friend: *electricity noise* "So basically I said..."
Me: "Bitch if you don't shut yo old electricity mouth ass up!"

by DankestNight February 9, 2017

electricity fucked

Attaching a car battery to your dick

I wanted to be kinky so i electricity fucked myself.

by TRa papa pa May 10, 2018

Electricity, Electricity

A popular song from Schoolhouse Rock that can give anyone epilepsy and seizures. The main character in the song is a black albino electrician named Tyrone, who resembles a 'white Mario', Manny from "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs", or the big-nosed guy from The Pink Panther.

When you're in the dark and you want to see, you need, uh-Electricity, Electricity!

by JeffyFanatic5000 February 8, 2022

Heavy electricity

It's caused by particle accelerators sending huge jolts of power into domestic power lines. These knock the electricity back into its wild state, which is much heavier due to flattened electrons. The devastating result is that huge masses of heavy electricity start randomly falling out of wires and crashing onto anything below.

Heavy electicity is regularly flattening cattle in Sri Lanka.

by Kevchenko March 29, 2005

Catic electricity

Static electricity generated from petting a cat.

I just got ZAPPED!

From what?

Catic electricity from petting snowball!

by flacker February 21, 2010