MASSIVE CHIMP ENERGY

The inner most instinctual and primal behavior a human male can display, rejecting all common sense and modernity whilst going full smoothbrain resorting to nothing but pure retard strength and incoherent grunting and screaming. Commonly released at times around 1-5am. An ultimate display of masculinity and dominance

Anon 1"Hey where was david last night?"
Anon2 " i'm not exactly sure, i texted him and all he sent in reply was all caps "I'VE GOT MASSIVE CHIMP ENERGY".
Anon1 "God he's done it again, we've got to find him."

by PREFIRESTEVE March 5, 2021

Altima Energy

You know when you're driving down the road and all the sudden a car is swerving in between lanes and speeding and just all around a bad driver. Yeah it was probably someone in a Nissan Altima. Come to the south if you must see.

Woah who was that reckless fuckwit of a driver thats shit at driving. Damn altima energy.

by The mystical M January 4, 2022

Eine drumpf wähler

noun
a : Code words used by the resistance to covertly identify trump voters.

Literally, the meaning is “a trump voter” in the German language. Donald trump’s father, Fred Drumpf who emigrated from GERMANY changed the family name from Drumpf to Trump upon arriving in America as a superficial means to shed his German heritage and create a more powerful sounding sur name in hopes of enhacing his business ambitions.

b. One that voted for and continues to support donald trump and his administration.

c. The requisite number of urban dictionary reviewers that keep rejecting my witty code phase for the shallow, lazy, fearful, bigoted, misinformed ignoamuses that voted for Donald Trump. See WTF.

Forbes: “Look at that dolt wearing that red MAGA hat after all that has happened."
Emily: “Yes, it is disturbing. We use the code words ‘eine drumpf wähler‘ to identify them to be less conspicuous.”

by Smedley Schmedley October 8, 2018

pent up sexual energy

When you haven't had sex in an incredibly long time or are a virgin that desperately wants to bone and your sexual desire is so fuckin high that you feel like your dick/pussy is gonna explode

Damn man I haven't had sex since 2009, I've got so much pent up sexual energy

by OPP555 May 28, 2017

enerdgency

noun: a situation that requires the immediate intervention or aid from a nerd.

Kate's head is full of useless facts. It really comes in handy in an enerdgency.

by minionkat July 23, 2010

Big God Energy

the consistently enormous, organic, and effervescent radiation & exudance of God through someone as a result of the ruthless hunger & limitless depth that defines their obedience to & pursuit of God.

an often subtle & quiet confidence (sans cockiness) and complete security of not needing other people’s benchmarks — wealth, power, prestige, intelligence, beauty — to know one’s own worth because it is so deeply rooted in God.

any suspicion of tryhard vibes kills BGE, as does the kind of cockiness that speaks of insecurity; the true BGE-haver is respectful to those around them, but with swagger.

Wow! Look, there goes Brian with that Big God Energy. He is unstoppable.

by tongo2319 April 4, 2020

energy vampire

A person who boosts his own energy by taking energy from others by means of an argument, belittlement, criticism or other one-sided conversation.

My boss yelled at me for 15 minutes and now I feel like shit. He is such an energy vampire

by netteach March 14, 2003