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Eats like a duck

The act of eating ones food with such speed that chewing is either significantly diminished or out right abandoned in favor of swallowing the portions of food whole.

First refrenced in an episode of the simpsons when a co-worker commented on Homers eating habbits and was corrected by another co-worker.
Grimes: *watching Homer eat his lunch* My god, he eats like a pig!
Lenny: NI dont know, pigs tend to chew, He eats like a duck.
*homer deliberately swallowing a long john dounut whole*.
Grimes: Well some sort of farm animal anyway...
by Jacob mei December 10, 2010
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Eats cum

When cum goes into your mouth and you swallow the cum
Everyone that keeps voting no for my definition eats cum and likes it when i cum in their mouth and they like dick cheese
by master god lord and savior December 15, 2019
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Eats Corn the Long way

Fellatio, Oral Sex often as an Insult
by Seano Vox August 13, 2008
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eats like a bird

Oh, her? She's a cheap date. She eats like a bird.
by D-Bruch August 10, 2009
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Eats place

A place in which one eats, or somplace one may purchase items intended for cunsumption esp. Items like candy and hostess cakes.
Mom! pull the car over and let's go in the eats place.
by Ibmini February 25, 2009
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Eats His Banana Sideways

slang term for a homophobe.When you say someone "Eats His Banana Sideways" it simply means he's so against homosexuality that he eats bananas like corn on the cob, so as not to "fellate" his banana.
"Did you hear how Billy insulted Greg for kissing Jack? He totally eats his banana sideways.
by Super Kawaii Megan! March 7, 2005
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Eats, Shoots and Leaves

A terrific book by Lynn Truss discussing the importance of grammar while simultaneously giving the basic rules of punctuation. Truss does so in an entertaining way, and she actually makes grammar... fun. (Yes, grammar made fun. Now close your mouth; people are starting to stare.)

If this sentence makes you cringe, then this is the book for you:

"The every day mans mind was blown away when he discovred grammer and it's importance in todays soicety."
"I just finished reading the book Eats, Shoots and Leaves... and MAN, was I entertained!"

Example based on one of Lynn Truss's (double posessive, yes, I realize this):

I just got back from the park. There was a sign that said, 'No Dogs Please.' This is in fact untrue. Many dogs DO please! You can't steriotype dogs into all of the same category! That's just wrong.

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A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, and then draws a gun and fires two shots into the air.
"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a poorly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."
by BATzerk September 10, 2006
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