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E.P.V.

Extensive phallus vitality (E.P.V.) is a biological phenomenon that occurs when human males become extremely sexually aroused. It has been found that confidence in these male specimens become Chad like in nature, "To say they are irresistible is an understatement," stated by Dr. Angela Hill from Golden Valley Private Academy.
Doctor: What are you in here for?
Me: I think I got E.P.V.
Doctor: You can't contract what you don't have.
Me: Damn that's some E.P.V. right there
by BalzonDawalz April 5, 2019
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e p i c

e p i c is usually used when something is epic and chill, and most typically used when the user has no idea what to do to the sentence
“o no me died-ed”
“e p i c
“O kool me mom bot me ps4”
“e p i c”
e p i c
by zapthebird August 19, 2019
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E P I C C

E P I C C is a cursed way to say epic in a text, you only say it when someone says "Bruh".
by SlovicUnion July 31, 2020
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e.p.t.

E.P.T is abbreviated.Means El Paso TX.
A veterano told me E P T stood for unity.
by jcastro September 4, 2005
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E.P.T. (Estimated Poop Time)

The time you have until you need to get to the crapper.
My E.P.T. (Estimated Poop Time) is about 5 minutes. Get this car moving.
by Sassy Sue October 3, 2012
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#S.H.E.E.P.

Stupid hash-tagging everywhere on everything people.

This term is used to describe and/or mock those annoying people on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and any other online social media or sharing site that allows a person to enter their own idiotic text and then commence to hash tag the shit out of it.

This term is also relates to the fact that aforementioned people usually travel in flocks, much like sheep, clogging up news feeds and websites and leaving behind trails of their shit.

It is to be considered the equivalent of hash-tagging a hash tag.
Stephanie: I am so tired of my feed being clogged up by dumb people and their nonsensical hashtags!

Mel: Oh, you mean the #S.H.E.E.P.?

Christina: OMG, yes!!! I can't stand that!!

Stefanie: Yeah, it's just ignorant. They're all ignorant.

Mel: Yeah I wish someone would steal the hash tag key off of their computers. Stupid #S.H.E.E.P.
by sweet_melissa79 February 3, 2013
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T.E.P.M.

NO, NOT "Transport Engineering Program Management", asshole. It stands for TWIN ENGINE PLEASURE MACHINE-the greatest rock and roll band on the fuckin earth, son!!
dude: "so, did you and carol get it on last night?"

other dude: "nah, i couldnt"

dude: "wtf?!? she was hot and practically dripping last time i saw her!!!"

other dude: "sorry, I went to see T.E.P.M. and they smashed my balls to dust. i went to bed afterwards...cause i couldnt stand up...oh, and carol went home with the drummer anyways."
by MCFLY!!!!! April 21, 2009
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