Dying

How you feel when your teachers have been telling you all year that failing is inevitable

My science teacher got mad at me for not doing my work when she had told me all year that I was going to fail inevitably and now I feel like dying

Dying by Cumdog with mustard May 3, 2021

Dying

The thing I want to do every waking moment but only deterred from by the unknown of what happens after death

Someone: *makes a slightly funny joke*
Teenage white girl: *in bitchy voice* LOL IM LI-TER-ALLY DYING 😂😂😂😂”

Dying by Cooler larrythelobster69 March 14, 2019

Dying

It is only true when a middle school student says there dying or when someone is in the hospital.

"she hasn't been here in 5 days"
"Bro, I don't know how to say this"
"tell me, I can handle it"
"She's probably dying"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

Dying by Jthebest February 26, 2022

dying

(present participle) die.

"Dying is not the best option."

dying by hydorus shui October 1, 2023

dying

Well what the fuck do you think it means?

HES FUCKING DYING HELP HIM!!!

dying by CycloreX February 3, 2025

dying of boredom 

When you are literally about to die. When you are so bored you are watching air particles move around in circles. When you're gonna DIE! When you google dying of boredom. Because you could. When you for the first time define something in urban dictionary.

Me when I'm dying of boredom.

dying of boredom by meugler August 21, 2011

[Dying Moose] 

A sexual act where a man has been celibate for a year or longer, finds a skank ass hoe and gets her to perform oral sex, when he is about to cum, grabs her head, holds it, and then releases his seamen into the back of her throat. Because of the amount of seamen she will try to swallow and make a funny moaning sound like a dying moose. You can add to the act by sneaking up behind her, using your hands to give her moose antlers.

Yo son, I just saw this skank ass hoe from high school, she took me into a alley and started to blow me, and you know I have been celibate for like a year, so I gave her the Dying Moose!

[Dying Moose] by DaMayn December 9, 2008