derka derkastan

a generic country in the middle east according to team america world police

guy 1 - where are all the terrorists from?

guy 2 - derka derkastan of course!

by Oh Derka Derka Derka May 11, 2006

derka derb

dur-ka dur-b a really redneck way of saying "they took my job" or "they took your job" usually starting as normal and as each person starts saying it over and over until it becomes derka derb

originally from the show south park where a bunch of people from the future started taking everyones job so they all started having butt sex so there couldnt be any future

person 1-Dude I heard what just happened.
person 2-I know they took my job.
random person 3-Dey took yur joob.
person 1-Der took gur dob.
person 2-derka derb.

by derkaderb420 May 14, 2011

Derkhead

Means The Same As Dickhead: An Idiot, stupid, plum. But Is Said In A Much Cooler Way.

Shut Up Ben U Fucking Derkhead

by Andreas_92 November 8, 2007

derk slurp

Derk Slurp Is A Underrated Tiktoker That is gay and a awesome influence for his younger viewers!

Guy: Who is that guy?
Me: That's Derk Slurp
Guy: He is hawt asf

by Tiktok: vibes._.char September 22, 2020

Dweek

A dweek is someone who is so stupid, not even the TARDIS can translate their stupidity. A dweek is someone who has only watched one episode of what they call "The Doctor Who" and then pretends they are the ultimate fangirl.

Dweeks must be exterminated, deleted, and if they see an angel statue, they better blink.

Dweek: I watched 'The Dr Who' and ERMAHGERD I am totally a dweek.
Whovian: EITHER THE DOCTOR REVERSED THE POLARITY IN YOUR HEAD, OR YOU WANT TO GET SLAPPED IN THE FACE WITH MY SONIC-SCREWDRIVER.

by Angie the Centurion April 29, 2014

The Triple Derk

The process in which one takes two hoses from a hookah and takes three long hits back-to-back-to-back resulting in a buzz that exceeds all understanding. The less time in between hits the better and the final Derk should be held for as long as possible to prolong the communion with Mohammed.

You wanna hit The Triple Derk? Im feelin pretty derka-ish tonight.

by Derka-stan June 14, 2009

submitting to the Dierks Side

When one reverts to their college behavior after a couple years in the real world. Especially if your college behavior involved being a whore mongering drunk.

Dude, Craig was real drunk last night. I think he was submitting to the Dierks Side.

by Swanagram February 19, 2010