Flying Dutchman

When you know you just took a shit but when you wipe...there's nothing there;...and you look in the toilet and there's nothing there. Scaring you as if youve just seen a ghost ship.

You're gonna think I'm crazy, but i think i just launched a flying dutchman!

by hayseuss July 10, 2005

Squirting Dutchman

The process of biting herpes open with your teeth, and then using the puss that erupts from them as lubrication for anal sex.

Yeah. She told me she had herpes, so I told her I had an idea called the Squirting Dutchman. I don't remember much of that night... I think she died or something.

by Kiros7800 August 17, 2006

Sneaky Dutchman

The act of farting in bed, then sneaking out the covers turning on the bedroom lights so the sleeping partner pulls the covers over thier head giving themselves a Dutch Oven

As I left for work I let Shelley with a Sneaky Dutchman

by Maddog sick cunt August 10, 2017

Dutchabetes

When one drinks so much Dutch Brothers™ that they get figurative diabetes.

I was falling asleep last night, to compensate I had so much Dutch Bros I got Dutchabetes.

by Kruxas January 11, 2015

Reverse Flying Dutchman

A sex maneuver in which the recipient lies on their back in a spread eagle with the intended orifice of penetration facing up. The partner then proceeds to insert and perform a clap push-up with every thrust. Additionally, every thrust is accompanied by a slight 20 degree turn counterclockwise. Any eyepatch is optional.

I engaged in the Reverse Flying Dutchman, ergo, I am the premier sex performer on the planet.

by Mr. Spooty January 25, 2010

Flying Dutchman

#1 A spectral ship said to appear in storms near the Cape of Good Hope. Said to be captained by Davy Jones.

#2 The captain of this ship, a legendary Dutch mariner condemned to sail the seas against the wind until Judgment Day.

#3 A phatom ship that was awesomely recreated in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest.

Look!! It's the Flying Dutchman!!! RUN!!!!

by Minority July 23, 2006

Dutchman

A person of Dutch descent

Do you know Willem Humes?

Yeah, the dutchman, right?

by What's a dutchman? January 5, 2011