Dustmond

From New English derived from the has-been hacktor Dustin Diamond.

n. Dust:

1. Something of no worth
2. Debased or despised condition
3. Chiefly British Rubbish readied for disposal

n. Mond - derived from the word Mound

1. A pile

A pile of shit so vile that it serves no known purpose, not even as fertilizer.

That dustmond is so nasty that even Dung Beetles sterilize their bodies after coming within 100 feet of it.

Even a dog raping child molester is a billion times better than a dustmond.

Last one into the septic tank is a worthless dustmond!!!

by 524484452 March 15, 2008

Dustmuffins

One who enjoys the company of men and derives pleasure from objects inserted betwixt his buttocks.

An old man's testicles.

That man isn't just gay. He's dustmuffin-gay.

The lady just kicked grandpa in the dustmuffins!

by `Raptor June 5, 2005

dustache

a very light almost imperceptible moustache, usually found on adolescent boys. When found with a mullet, it becomes a Dirtstick

Jeff looks like he's getting a dustache

by John March 6, 2003

dustman

Although once used in the past by the British to illustrate a person who collects refuse. It has recently been used to illustate a person who is called to collect dead bodies and bring them to the morgue. In some high crime areas (such as detroit) dustmen often will drive around looking for a crime scene and get first dibs on transporting the body.

Police officer to dispatcher: Victim has been shot 10 times in the head. Request a dustman to the corner of Linwood and Grand.

by ChiRex September 26, 2006

dustman

The greatest robot master ever made

Dr. Wily: We need to think of something fresh.. something.. original

Assistant: I have an idea! Let's make a giant vacuum cleaner that will shoot dust

Dr. Wily: hmm... Dustman...

by dizingo October 29, 2006

Dustard Conuts

When your a fucking retard and you say dustard conuts instead of custard donuts and it makes you look like a right prick then carry on to fist your japseye

i had a dustard conuts yesturday is it alright if i carry on fisting my dick

by PUSSYMAGNET1002 February 2, 2018

dustman

a) A man fabricated of dust. Imaginary figure brought to life using words that the teller has made up completely are are influenced by the current vicinity.

b) (British) Sanitation worker.

Kaiser Sozé is the greatest of all dustmen

My old man's a dustman- part of some song.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004