The most uncomfortable sitting position known to man. Female members of the British Royal Family, such as Princess Diana or Kate Middleton, tend to use to protect their modesty, while the male members are allowed to sit anyway they choose. It involves sitting with the knees and ankles tightly bound and slanted to one side. Not as preferable to the Cambridge cross, which involves crossing your ankles. One can only wonder how Kate Middleton keeps up that smile in public.
Bob: We’re going to a party today, sweetie. You should use the duchess slant when you sit.
Kate: I’d rather die.
Kate: I’d rather die.
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a person who is dousche to the max that german needs to be added to it
a combination of american and german
a combination of american and german
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The word duchen was originally a reference in broken English to a Dutch Master brand cigar. Its usage has since spiraled to mean any such type of cigar.
The word duchen was originally a reference in broken English to a Dutch Master brand cigar. Its usage has since spiraled to mean any such type of cigar.
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1-(n.) Northwestern Vermont who smokes GPCs, wears a NASCAR jacket with every advertisement highlighted, can't read, beats their kids, gets pregnant once their parts start to itch, and enjoys the coasters at the Champlain Valley Fair every August. They have a shelflife of about 40 years.
2- A common last name among Duscharms (see definition 1).
1-(n.) Northwestern Vermont who smokes GPCs, wears a NASCAR jacket with every advertisement highlighted, can't read, beats their kids, gets pregnant once their parts start to itch, and enjoys the coasters at the Champlain Valley Fair every August. They have a shelflife of about 40 years.
2- A common last name among Duscharms (see definition 1).
Hey Duscharm, watch this?
(As a Duscharm jumps to death from the top of the elementary school he dropped out of at age 17)
(As a Duscharm jumps to death from the top of the elementary school he dropped out of at age 17)
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Guy at bar:Holy crap who invited the dousche armada?
Guy at bar:Holy crap who invited the dousche armada?
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