dumfkr

A person who likes to get RAILED and has a negative IQ.

John was a dumfkr for stealing my shit.

by pogi1100 November 27, 2012

dümflodder

Noun- An individual whose morinity is comparable to the intellect of a flattened garden slug.

"This dümflodder keeps letting his dog poop on my lawn!"

by Hexcavalier December 27, 2013

Dumfunkt

When u try to say something and u loose your train of thought looking like a complete idiot.

I would like a bacon burger with cheese and some tots and cherry limeade please.

Sir, this is Pizza heaven and we do not sell burgers, tots, or cherry limeade. Seems u are "Dumfunkt" at the moment.

by Jimnycrackcorn April 15, 2019

Dumfuddery

Incompetence of a spectacular nature

Progress on site was being hampered by the usual dumfuddery.

by Bongo from the Congo March 13, 2020

dumfuckery

Thick bastard itis

What kind of dumfuckery is this

by Ellie May123 February 23, 2021

Dumfries

Dumbass

Hima is Dumfries

by Digbick12233 March 23, 2022

dumfuk

Perjoritive corruption of "dumb fuck" as conjured by those souls too lazy or inept to adjure to a more refined expression.

Thou knave! Thou hast callst me a "dumfuk!"

by Yon Callibrator November 16, 2004