durkslap

A durkslap is when a man of an indien origen unravles his turben and slaps you with it till he is done durkslaping you for being rasist.

you: hey why dont you go blow up a tower.
indien person: Why are you insulting my people?!?!??!?!?
friend: shit man lets get out of here before he durkslaps you one in the mouth.

by SpAcE gRaSs May 1, 2009

dickslaping

{dickslaped}

the act of being bossed, or pushed around.

My boss was dickslapping me around all day today
At work, i was dickslaped every which way

by NO MAM August 22, 2005

deckslap

Resulting from innocent interpretation of "d*ckslap", deckslap is a variation of the dickslap, invented by the members of I-PR. While the physical action of deckslapping is yet to be defined, it remains an action used by one to express a wide variety of emotions and sensations. These include: gratitude, appreciation, degradation and love.
In addition, the deckslap can be used as a form of punishment or reward, highlighting ones status and to emphasise anothers tomfoolery.

"She was being an idiot, so I deckslapped her"
"You what?"
"Oh dont worry, she liked it."

by I-PR [A.L] December 4, 2004

dickslap

The art of slapping yo dick upside yo biotch's head.

Dammit u ho i told ya to suck it or im gonna dickslap yo skanky ass!

by Darren April 3, 2003

dickslap

To slap your penis over somebody's head or bodily parts

e.g.
Rob took his penis out and slapped it over Callum's head.

by Anon January 13, 2004

Dickslap

A popular chain text message of a man slapping a bimbo in the face with his abnormally large cock.
You must slap someone with this message.
No slap backs

dilt: hey have you seen dickslap yet?

Chris love: yeah I got slapped four times......but not by a text ;)

by Chester_the_molester April 20, 2009

dickslap

Brandon. Anything to do with Brandon.

Brandon: But I love you.
J: Dickslap.
Brandon: But I love you!
J: Dickslap.

by CeeCee August 17, 2003