Professional Drunkard

Noun - Like a regular drunkard, a professional drunkard habitually becomes excessivly drunk. What seperates a professional drunkard from a regular drunkard is thier ability to excel in academic and professional endeavors while intoxicated, hung over, sleep deprived, or any combination of the three. A professional drunkard is an equal opportunity alcohol abuser, well aware of their chronic alcoholism, and are proud of it. Also known as Mythias.

Mythias gets drunk every night, wakes up drunk, goes to his first class drunk, sobers up between classes, starts drinking again after his last class, and he still manages to get straight A's. He is a professional drunkard.

by lusher21 September 8, 2008

CrunkYard

A Proper Noun: Any group of 4 or more individuals who regualarly get "crunk" (see "crunk") in a yard.

In this instance "crunk" refers to any altered state of mind often involving boxed wine, and is not simply limited to a yard.

alt def::
can also be used to refer to the the group of people.

"Yo, what time crunkyard at tonight?"

"Where my crunkyard at?"

by CrunkYard February 4, 2010

Drunkboarding

The act of snowboarding while under excessive influence of alcohol.

"Last week i was forced to go drunkboarding when a party on the mountain went late and i woke up still drunk."

by Red Label and Absolute December 25, 2008

drunktarded

A state of being in which you are so drunk, that you feel that you may or may not be mentally retarded.

I was so drunktarded at the party last night, I don't remember if I took a jacket or not.

by FriendlySpatula November 5, 2005

Drunk Yard

Another word for trailer park, deriving from 'Junk Yard.' It implies that those who live in trailer parks are drunks or white trash.

That asshole from the Drunk Yard still owes me $20!

by Dumpology August 18, 2010

Drunkard's Dozen

One less beer than a proper dozen. This allows any good drunkard to drink one beer from a 12-pack and still show up to the party, guilt-free. This will not keep his mates from resenting him, however.

"That cheap dick, Roger, showed up with a drunkard's dozen. 11 beers: Some fucking birthday present."

by Robot Loves Zombie November 26, 2009

drunklaid

The act of having drunken sex, condensed into one word. Usually reserved for the kind of drunken sex you will regret in the morning. (Possibly a term restricted to the East Coast.)

Ryan: "Kyle was TOTALLY wasted at that party last night!"
T-Rok: "He must have been, because he drunklaid the nastiest chick there."

by Trish the Dish November 24, 2004