drunkle

The uncle (or uncle-type figure) in the family who is drunk at every family function.

Don't give drunkle his keys back he's not safe to drive.

by greenfeen February 07, 2009

drunkle

Everyone has a fun, crazy, and/or favorite uncle in their family... that just always happens to be drinking. This is a drunkle.

Dude, my drunkle was over visiting last night. He's so cool; he snuck me a few drinks!

by kendel July 14, 2012

drunkle

To lose an item, article, or other such belonging due in part or in whole to a state of heightened inebriation. Primarily used in the past tense, upon the discovered loss of said belonging.

Brian: "I can't find my handsome sweater-vest anywhere."
Josh: "Do you remember where you had it last?"
Brian: "Yeah, I wore it out to the bar last night. I must have drunkled it away."

by JPete6 November 27, 2009

Drunkle

Drunkle; Raging, immature, psychopathic, Irrationally stubborn, drunken depraved, manically depressed, mentally ill, destructively reduced, obliviously confused 40-year old virgin drunk of an uncle, and more.

R.I.P. Cirrhosis

"Im gonna go handle the Drunkle real quick"

by Tussin Professor September 28, 2009

Drunkles

When you feel like you've never eaten in your life, after drinking heavily.

the drunken munchies

oh man, I had the drunkles so bad last night. I ate an entire large pizza and five brownies.

by isntrainchild April 09, 2009

drunkles

As in to get your drunkles on. To drink heavily, and fast enough to get very drunk very fast.

I'm gonna get my drunkles on.

by ZC April 22, 2004

Ur uncle a drunkle

One of the many amazing responses to ur mom gay. Can only be beaten by ur tot a thot

Lauren: ur mom gay
John: ur dad a lesbian lol
Lauren: ur brother a mother
John: ur sister a mister
Lauren: ur granny tranny. Can you beat that?
John: Ur uncle a drunkle
*lauren dies*
Satan: well ur tot a thot
*john explodes and Satan eats his remains on toast

by Satanwilleatyouallontoast June 10, 2019