droolific

so wonderful that one cannot help but drool in desire.

That man is so droolific.

by shadowbaby August 8, 2007

drooltard

A disinterested person who looks stupid and has drool on his face. A drooltard may also laugh in a dumb way

That guy is such a drooltard.
I am not gonna go out with that drooltard.

by definerofwordsandstuff September 16, 2017

drooling vegetable

One who’s head resembles a large, round, fruit or vegetable such as a pumpkin or a huge tomato.

This individual is unable to regulate the amount of saliva their mouth produces, causing them to drool uncontrollably.

It is likely this individual is also dimwitted.

"Why can't that guy figure it out?"
"Cut him some slack. He's a drooling vegetable."

by Sean Courtney July 16, 2008

Droolbag

A slang word for someone Retarded.

Jeff: Dude, Jennifer keeps coming to our table at lunch...
Matt: I knooowww.
Jeff: Keep that droolbag at the SpEd table.
Matt: Cooool it. (With backhand raised)
Jeff: and kyles gay.

by FLAMER143 October 4, 2010

Droolgasm

When someone cooks something so tasty that you simultaneously drool and orgasm all over yourself.

Sandra made a killer chicken fried steak with whipped potatoes, baked mac and cheese with a side of bacon. It was so tasty that I droolgasmed.

by TheMidnightCreeper September 24, 2012

droolmaster

Someone who is experienced in the art of public drooling.

All hail the droolmaster!

by Mr Jon K March 9, 2007

desk drooling

Falling asleep in class and not getting caught

Teacher: Hey girl can you answer dis question?
Girl: Zzzzzzz
Teacher: Yes the answer was z and I thought you was sleepin.
Other student: dat chick is totally desk drooling

by HatBox August 27, 2013