Danksgiving 

Getting as high as you can before eating your Thanksgiving meal

Today we give thanks to the Lord our Ganj, for this bountiful Danksgiving meal.

Danksgiving by Josh Malk November 28, 2011

Ranksgiving

When someone farts or stinks up the bathroom on Thanksgiving.

Bobo was the Ranksgiving turkey when he stank up the only bathroom at grandma’s.

Ranksgiving by HumaneAnimal November 14, 2017

Cranksgiving 

The grumpy alternative to the traditional 'merican Thanksgiving. In which individuals of various family groups gather together in one general area to over eat, drink, and socialize. The result of this gathering is oftentimes bickering, yelling, and general crassness. Overall emotional scarring is the goal.

Bill and Barb decided to visit their good-for-nothing children for Thanksgiving. Once they arrived, their spoiled, over-stimulated and under-exercised grandchildren, Matt and Jennifer greeted them at the door. The kids smirked half-assed smiles over their BlackBerrys while texting their incredibly co-dependent friends. Meanwhile in the kitchen, the consistency of the gravy was being battled over by Patsy, Bill and Barb's daughter, and their pea-brained son-in-law Steve. Making themselves at home Bill and Barb sat on the couch and tried to make conversation with the technologically dependent children. With no success except for some minor stares and nods, they decided to attempt to try and help with preparation for the afternoon feast. Finding refuge in the small confines of the sweltering kitchen, Barb felt a renewed sense of family, or was it the grumbling in her abdomen that made her feel the need to assist with the baking? Once the table to was set, food placed in it's distinct locations, cell phones turned off, teenagers appropriately managed, and everyone gathered, it was time to chow down. Yet again another happy Cranksgiving was had by all.

Cranksgiving by Hamtart November 26, 2009

Ranksgiving

Horrible Thanksgiving experience where at least one of your family members throws a fit, your dad insults your aunt, and your grandpa insults you. Everyone will also get drunk on wine.

Person 1: How was your Thanksgiving?

Person 2: More like Ranksgiving - my aunt got really drunk and promised me scuba diving lessons when in reality she's broke.

Person 1: Hey, that happened to me, too!

Ranksgiving by Molly the Menace November 17, 2011

drunksgiving

The act of getting incredibly drunk after all of the family festivities on Thanksgiving.

After watching football and eating turkey all day, me and my friends celebrated Drunksgiving.

drunksgiving by ossil June 5, 2005

Pranksgiving 

The week after Thanksgiving, starting on Black Friday and ending the following Thursday, when an all out prank-war is waged for an entire week of madness.

Mmm, now that I woke up from my Turkey nap, it's time to get some Pranksgiving festivities started.

Pranksgiving by Flexes McFly November 29, 2010

Danksgiving 

1) When you go to a thanksgiving party and everything goes as planned and the turkey is perfectly cooked.
2) After smoking a lot and I mean a lot of weed, get the munchies, and then have an "awesome" meal
3) What I did on thanksgiving, go to a boring ass hippy party, find some friends that you werent expecting to see, getting some chronic joints blazed, passing them to the right, and having a "fuckin sweet" time.

Square: Man I had the best Thanksgiving ever, it was so dank! Almost like a Danksgiving...
Smokey McPot: Dude my old highschool friend came up from LA last weekend he we got him so baked!!! (laughter) he thought it was the best Danksgiving ever!
Me: (2:30 pm) Dude we have to be here till like 6.
Me: Why is it taking so long to roll that joint??
(minutes later) *cough* *cough* Dude this gravy is giving me funny looks... (more laughter)

Danksgiving by Pete...Jones November 27, 2009