douschebag

Used in many ways to describe an utter shit stain on society.

Can also be used to joke with a friend, or haze an enemy.

I can't believe you pulled the philly fakeout on laura last night, Bob. What a douschebag!

or

Jim actually ditched us for a fat chick last night. I wanna beat that douschebag's ass.

by Steven Hooker January 14, 2008

dousche monkey

When one is not only a dousche bag, but is also being extremely high key in a low key setting or super unfunny.

At a party where cops are patrolling outside.
Dousche Monkey runs out of the house into the backyard and yells: Dudes! Let's get hammered!
Everyone Else: Stop being such a dousche monkey! we're gonna get rolled!

by crzyqbanmark January 6, 2008

dousche coosh

A dousche coosh is slightly similar to a cunt. Deragatory towards the female species. Its a biznatch that has a bulgy, cushiony pussy (that you may use as a pillow) but you might pass out because it smells like it needs to be dousched.

"I'm not goin anywhere near that dousche coosh"
"Whats that smell? Do you have a dousche coosh"
"Dude... did you just wake up from a dousche coosh?"
"Your dousche coosh looks like a kangaroo pouch"
"Your dousche coosh is so huge it looks like you gave birth to a horse"

by Poonjab April 8, 2006

douschebaggery

The act of being a douschebag

stop all of this damned douschebaggery!

by smexybeastofthewoods November 9, 2010

doesche

Noun: A more general and slightly derrogotory form of “douche” to be pronounced in a Godfather-esque tone.

“Fuggedabout it, that’s guy’s a fuckin’ doesche and I want my money!”

by joslaposta March 8, 2018

douschey

Doing something that is not cool; the act of being a dousch bag

person 1: person 2, I crashed your car
person 2: dood, that was douschey

person 1: I slept with person 2's girl friend
person 2: person 1, you're so douschey

by berkeleygeoff November 22, 2005

Duchess of Douschebagery

The female version of Duke of Douschebagery.

Here comes the Duchess of Douschebagery.

by zb12 April 30, 2006