captain douchetastic

A person who becomes severely agitated when they are called a douche/douchebag or any other form of the word douche.

Guy 1: Have you met Milo?
Guy 2: You mean captain douchetastic?
Guy 1: Yeah, that's him.

by DavidCarradine February 10, 2008

Douchecastle

A rude person of the male persuasion generally given to selfish acts.

This douchecastle stumbled to my apartment in the wee hours all lathered up and nostalgic.

by dnahvi January 29, 2009

Douchekateer

Someone who acts like a complete and total idiot over any social forum.

Tempakuron is a total douchekateer.

by Ramaramaize December 23, 2011

douchecaster

Noun: - a political talking head who no longer casts forth news, only douchebaggery.

"Glenn Beck is a massive Douchecaster." "Diane Rehm is a massive Douchecaster." "I don't care if he's funny, I still think Stephen Colbert is a Douchecaster." "Karl Rove seems to have found a new career as Douchecaster."

by Sgt. Steve October 2, 2009

douchetast

noun, someone who is "douche-tastic" or a general douchebag.

John ate the sandwich I was saving to have for lunch. He's such a douchetast.

Lisa's such an annoying douchetast.

by Jamaica G September 28, 2006

Douchaster

A room filled with tools, a party with a bunch of loser guys, a gathering of people with bad bs, a disaster made by a group of douchy guys

We stopped by Ryan's house and it was a douchaster, everyone had strapped on a horrible buzz.

by Hilton westcott June 13, 2010

douchetante

A person made famous by looks and other means besides a skill or craft. Reality TV actors, politicians, etc.

That douchetante got famous on Jersey Shore

by nugzstradamus March 17, 2011