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Celebrated between July 20th and July 26th. This holiday was created by 2 disgruntled young women in July of 2009 with the tagline "Do you know a doucheface or stupid bitch?"

Chances are you've come into contact with one. We all have. If you have a crappy ex, this is the week to inform everyone you know about their issues, should they ever come into contact. Very much like a "side effects" warning for drugs.
"Dude, National Doucheface and Stupid Bitch Awareness Week is coming up. I can't wait to warn Trisha's new boyfriend about her psychotic facebook checkups on her men."
by TheOriginalTaryn July 23, 2009
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douchebanker

Species indigenous to New York City nightlife. Usually, he is (always a he) unmarried with oodles of disposable income, which he spends on expensive bottles in order to attract golddiggers.
Patrick Bateman is a douchebanker.
by Andy565 July 1, 2007
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Douchebanger

Some one who is a fuck up, slow, retarded, or screws others over. All derogatory words fit this word.
That guy is such a Douchebanger!
by MisterTim December 10, 2009
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douchesense

The ability to detect the presence of a douche-bag.
Dude, my douchesense is tingling.
by manbearpig42 February 23, 2011
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ass douchecanoe

by MMB is amazing like Tribs December 24, 2010
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douchetante

A person made famous by looks and other means besides a skill or craft. Reality TV actors, politicians, etc.
That douchetante got famous on Jersey Shore
by nugzstradamus March 17, 2011
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Doucheface

1.You look at someone for the first time and know, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that guy is a huge douche bag.
2. When you look at someone and know that they are planning an act of pure unadulterated douchery.
3. A person who is constantly being a douche, will undoubtedly wear this expression. Similar to bitchface.
Who the fuck is that guy? He has a major case of doucheface.

With a doucheface like that, how the fuck did Matthew McConaughey ever become famous?
by evilspyguy July 20, 2012
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