Someone who sucks at life.
by AshleyAZ84 February 22, 2009
Get the doucheon mug.One who practices douchey habits and reflects the douchebag lifestyle. May also like douches. Not to be confused with douchebag, who is simply someone who dresses like a douche.
That man is a douchemongerer.
by douchekiller. August 25, 2009
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by The Anarchist in the Library March 26, 2011
Get the Doucherocketry mug.A person who think that they are God's gift to earth. Usually wears all matching attire from many different extreme sport sponsors. If the stores Pacsun and zZumies had a poster child
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The Tough Guy of the group.
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The Tough Guy of the group.
by jesuschristaldolfyo July 30, 2009
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Get the DoucheMonger mug.A spin-off of a douchebag; refers to a guy who is guilty of and/or has committed some form of douchebaggery. Doucheshnozzles really capture the essence of doucheness, and therefore are usually repeat offenders, i.e. they're douchey all the time, and may never grow or develop into normal, decent males.
A doucheshnozzle is a guy who stands in club lines for two hours in the hopes of rubbing up against some girl for four seconds. Guys who pose in pictures with pseudo hand gestures to act like they're cool, when in reality they are complete doucheshnozzles. Frat boys who drink crap-beer and attempt to bone women who are intoxicated or likely passed out.
by Kitty Ellen March 22, 2009
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toni: wow... you're a douchemonster
toni: wow... you're a douchemonster
by tonidiocy February 16, 2009
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