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douchebread

total Opposite of Snowbread.
Lame,uncool,stupid, worthless pretty much anything negative.
imadumbfuckin12yrold:lolz omagawd imma kick yo a$$
smart kid: dude ...you are so douchebread. get a life.
by elctrctyscpe April 4, 2008
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Douchebreath

A man who performs oral sex on his female partner after he has ejaculated inside of her vagina and directly afterwards attempts to kiss her is known as a douchebreath.
Eww, get away from me douchebreath, go brush your teeth!
by Nadsss August 8, 2010
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douchebrew

A man of the Jewish persuasion that also happens to be a douchebag.
The rabbi that kept making stupid Pollack jokes in front of his congregation was a total douchebrew.
by enderkcmo December 13, 2006
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douchextreme

plain jerk that has no respect
extreme douchebag
samantha ex boyfriend was a big douchextreme to her.
by juju23 November 3, 2009
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douchebiter

A compound insult, consisting of the insult Douchebag and the word Biter, thus referring to the person being insulted as someone who actually bites a vaginal douche. nuff said.
John: hey, you really suck at everything you do
Francis: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DOUCHEBITER!!!
by suomynonamai July 7, 2011
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doucherectomy

When one attempts to reinvent oneself in the hope of excising or removing one's douche-like qualities
Chris: Mike is such a shitpile. I can't handle it anymore.

Kevin: I don't know, he'd probably say that's 'subjectable'
Chris: How can he? He's a useless twat lip
Kevin: He might not be so bad if he got a doucherectomy
Chris: There's no help for him
by Cebbin December 31, 2013
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douchebiebery

Pronounced douche-bieber-ee
Invented by the moose, aka Jared Padalecki in an angry tweet wanting to deport Justin Bieber, and he described his actions as "douchebiebery" which is a combination of douchebaggey and bieber. Can be used to insult justin or his actions, and possibly any beliebers.
Belieber: OmFG #CuTtingForBieBer !!!111!!1!!!!

Person: eew ur really gonna do that for all the douchebiebery justin did? You must be a simple minded ass-kissing peasant.

Belieber: omg !!1!1!1!!! No dont insult da biebs!!1!1! Cutting isnt a joke!!

Person: well why would u cut for a person who obviously doesnt care about his fans if hes letting them do this....

Belieber: you dont know what ur talking about !! He loves us!

Person: bitch, please.
by DaMoose February 4, 2014
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