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Douchebags in the mist 

Observing the pairing rituals of a group of douchebags in their natural surroundings like Frat Parties or other related testosterone-charged habitats.
Looks like douchebags in the mist over there. Please call campus police, date rape is inevitable.
Douchebags in the mist by condoman September 29, 2008

Douchebaggins 

A douche bag short in stature. Deriving from the words "Douche Bag" and "Bilbo Baggins."
That Tom Cruise sure is a Douchebaggins
Douchebaggins by 5 Dollar Dave January 24, 2009

King of All Douchebags

Ashton Kutcher is the "King of All Douchebags."

douchebaggish 

An adjective form of the word "douchebag" used usually in a derogatory sense. Mostly used towards a noun or verb.
"That guy was quite douchebaggish" or "He didn't have to be so douchebaggish."
douchebaggish by Stefan Spohr November 30, 2006

douchebagical 

Adjective

1. Used to describe a young adult male so astoundingly self-centered, boorish and lacking in social graces that it must be the result of magic.

2. Much rarer, used to describe a young adult male who is astoundingly self-centered, boorish and lacking in social graces, who also happens to be a trained Magician.

magical douche bag

Douche bag + Magical = douchebagical
Q:Remember that English guy stumbling along the Canal in Amsterdam, yelling and spitting and throwing his empty beer bottle into the water?

Reply: Yeah, he thought very highly of himself.

He was such a douche.

He was douchebagical.

douchebaggio

Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, usually a restaurant manager, he'll schmooze people he deems he can gain from and be a motherfucker to his workers. Probably has genital warts.
"So work was going fine, right up til Steve showed up treating everyone like shit, he's such a douchebaggio!"