Doucheasaurs Rex

Someone who is a mega douche. someone exhibiting excessive douchiness.

Dude, quit being a doucheasaurs Rex.

by Jess Ski October 21, 2008

douchery

The act or art of being a douche

Jacob is interupting this class with his douchery.

by master of dizaster January 4, 2008

DOUCHEASAURUS

Another insult reffering to the word douch bag and relatating to animals.

Dude i heard they found joeys ancestors. The ancient species of the doucheasaurus rex

by Mike Halk April 28, 2005

douchearrhea

A condition known to exhibit symptoms related to the behaviors of being a douchebag. Examples of such symptoms include: wearing affliction/ed hardy/tapout/v-neck shirts, spray-on tans, steroid use, making "kissy" lips when taking pictures with women, etc.

Man look at that guy, you can totally tell he has douchearrhea.

by pba24899 July 13, 2009

douchealouche

n: a super douche. A douche which excedes standard douche qualifications.

What are you doin, douchealouche??

by Pacman October 29, 2004

doucheanow

An ancient Soviet title used to label someone as a huge douche bag.

Lupe: "Did you hear Jeanna made Daddy sneak out her window this morning?"
Judy: "What a doucheanow!"

by Bobbette from the USSR January 25, 2010

Douchebarge

A means of nautical conveyance for someone who is so overwhelmingly douchy that their douchiness requires a fucking barge to get from point a-to-point-wherever-the-fuck-else.

The word of the year for 2011 and 2010 (retroactively).

OMG! I hooked-up with John Mayer after his show last night and instead of fucking me all he did was eat my ass for an hour! I'm chapped as fuck! What a DOUCHEBARGE!

by Kitchy-koo January 16, 2011