Elijha Douche-Tooth

A derogatory putdown. Similar too a tool or toolbag. You can shorten it to Doche-Tooth if it suits the situation. Named after the famous actress Elijha Duthcue. famous for such movies as "I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER" and "BIG DADDY"

Quit being an Elijha Douche-Tooth.

by Kevin M Lee May 11, 2006

Douchetool

A person, generally a man, characterized by bad hair, trendy tattoos, and earrings; usually smells strongly of both body spray and alcohol.

Moronic, unemployed loser.
Said person is both a "Douche" and a "Tool."

douchetool douche tool douchebag

by lisalisadep October 28, 2009

Douche-tooth

Anyone who wears a Bluetooth ear piece, and/or drives like a fun

Is by default snobby, usually wearing a suit or a flat bill hat.

"That dude just cut me off."
"Yeah, look at him, he is on the phone because he's " douche-tooth.

by Kevly😉 May 20, 2016

douchemother

An unbeknownst quasi-self-proclaimed douchebag.

"Hey everyone
I'm a big douchemother"
-J. Lombardi

by 25AE7-25BA4 December 27, 2007

douchetosh

someone who has ADD, and starts doing something stupid before he does something useful that you want him to

stop being such a douchetosh

by peard33 June 29, 2010

Douchotothism

The posting of random nonsense facts on Facebook for the express attention from others.

That guy is so lonesome he posts crap on his wall every 20 minutes. He must suffer from severe Douchotothism.

by John McMillan Wilson March 11, 2011