During sexual intercourse the man inserts his penis into the woman's anal cavity whilst she shits on his dick. He then removes his penis and moulds the excrement around it, creating a pastry-like effect. After his pork sword is covered he proceeds to insert it into the woman's vagina.
by donc_lad_1 December 17, 2008
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When comparing douchebags, one can associate a given douchebag in a douchasphere.
When comparing douchebags, one can associate a given douchebag in a douchasphere.
Kevin exists within a douchasphere of his own.
by Benny Blum November 12, 2007
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A combination of douche, asshole, and jerk. When a male person has the qualities of all three, and no other title will describe him. They are colorful in every shade of black and grey. Along with some other undefined colors and random objects, stuck inside their own personal rainbow.
Girl 1: Idek how to describe him. I would say he's a jerk, with a dash of douche, and maybe an even tinier bit of asshole?
Girl 2: Haha, a douchasserk rainbow.
Girl 2: Haha, a douchasserk rainbow.
by CrownStrawberry June 25, 2015
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-The Top Fuel Douchester behind me on the train was loudly telling the person next to him about his political views.
-My cousin lives in Massachusetts. He voted for the Green Rainbow Party in the primaries. He also wears ridiculous glasses and T-shirts with bands I've never hear of on them. He is a Top Fuel Douchester.
-My cousin lives in Massachusetts. He voted for the Green Rainbow Party in the primaries. He also wears ridiculous glasses and T-shirts with bands I've never hear of on them. He is a Top Fuel Douchester.
by MuzzyFromDanviz1 March 11, 2011
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The greatest place on God's sweet earth. Famed for being in Yorkshire, a great football team, and birthplace of the fastest steam train ever, the Mallard. Doncaster has produced some of Britains greatest hero's including Douglas Bardar and Kevin Kegan.
The greatest place on God's sweet earth. Famed for being in Yorkshire, a great football team, and birthplace of the fastest steam train ever, the Mallard. Doncaster has produced some of Britains greatest hero's including Douglas Bardar and Kevin Kegan.
"I say gov'nor what is that shining example of western civilisation over there"
"Oh that my good sir is Doncaster, brightest jewel in the crown of Great Britain"
"Oh that my good sir is Doncaster, brightest jewel in the crown of Great Britain"
by Alasdair Weeks January 29, 2005
Get the Doncaster mug.Since 1992, Fort Dorchester has redefined the lives of the people of the tri-county area of South Carolina. If you go to Fort, you've already got the swagger of a champion for no public school matches up to Fort D's bad-assity. And if you don't, you know you'd do anything to be zoned for it. Fort ain't for wusses, fakes, or students who can't show real campus devotion. There's some pushing and shoving in the halls and rowdy classes, but it only gets bad if you involve yourself in it. The overall cool people, hardcore athletics, and the good old red silver and blue school colors puts a whole new standard to the surrounding public schools such as Stratford, Summerville (main rival school), and Wando. Friday night football games at the Legendary Fort is where it all goes down, fans all alike show their school spirit with chants and cheers to see their Patriots (school mascot) steal another win. If you go to FDHS, you're not afraid to show it.
Person 1: "Hey man, you go to S'ville?"
Person 2: "Hell no brotha Fort Dorchester High School"
Person 1: "Damn...Fort's the shit man."
Person 2: "Hell no brotha Fort Dorchester High School"
Person 1: "Damn...Fort's the shit man."
by bittersweetmeat June 5, 2010
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Donny White: Oh dear my hometown club(Doncaster Rovers) who I dont support have just beaten the team that I do support. I am so gay, what was I thinking I should have supported them instead of that shower of shite thats called Leeds United.
by Rovers Till I Die January 20, 2008
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