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nutritional doublethink

The simultaneous acceptance of two contradictory beliefs about a food.

The term nutritional doublethink is derived from George Orwell’s book, 1984. In 1984, the ruling party encouraged doublethink, defined as the ability to simultaneously hold two contradictory thoughts in one's head without recognizing the contradiction. We can apply the concept of doublethink to nutrition.
Cookies and cream low-fat yogurt is an example of nutritional doublethink. Low-fat yogurt implies healthy, but inherently we know cookies are unhealthy. By accepting the food as both unhealthy and healthy, we are holding two contradictory concepts about a food in our head, without recognizing the contradiction.
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holy double shit

This is used to add emphasis to Holy Shit when it is used more then once.
Holy Shit shit look at that porsche, Holy Double shit, theres another one!
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houdini doubleshot

When you are back dooring a girl and you spit on her back. When she turns around your friend jumps out of the closet and blows HIS Load in her mouth. Then you blow your load in her ass. Then, take a picture and run.
"DUDE, we totally houdini doubleshoted Dan G's girlfriend last night"
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doubleshifting

The act of giving a hand job to a man while driving a vehicle with a manual transmission.
Suzy told her friends about doubleshifting Jack last night on the way to Thanksgiving Dinner.
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doublethink

When one is forced to express that a lie is truth, despite his knowledge of the real facts. Orgininated in the book 1984 in the fictional Socialist government of Ingsoc
Bobby committed doublethink when he said to his young daughter that she could do anything that she set her mind to it, despite the fact that he knew that was a lie.

(But in the book 1984, doublethink is more of a serious act of course)
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double shit

The shit received orally by person C in a human centipede consisting of three persons (A, B, and C) joined ass-to-mouth.
That poor girl at the end of the human centipede just got a mouthful of double shit.
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Doubleshock

The act of giving the infamous "shocker" to two chicks at the same time.

To pleasure two women with the "shocker" at once.
Me: I was having a threesome the other night because im god-like and I double shocked them!!

Friend: Man what the fuck, you did what? !

Me: I simultaneously gave them shockers. 4 in the pinks 2 in the stinks , because thats how I roll, the motherfucking Doubleshock!
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