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double-fisted

When bad luck turn worse two fold or more. Twice as bad. Derived from getting a fist in your ass being a negative thing.
Not only did I get randomly selected to get gateraped but I also missed my flight home. I was double-fisted again when they told me the next flight won't be until tomorrow afternoon.
by Hadit Cumming December 22, 2010
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double fisted

anytime both (or two of three) flags are removed by a defender from the ball carrier's belt in a game of flag football resulting in a down or dead ball
Phil took the hand off and ran it to the 20 yard line where he was double fisted for a first down.
by wadeword March 25, 2009
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double fisting

One hand in the pink. One hand in the stink. A whore having wholes wide enough that a hand or other limb would easly slip into the hole unnoticed.
Monica loves to be double fisted before and after sex. Circuit City is not enough of an ass raping for her.
by ccity@aol.com June 27, 2004
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double fisting

1. Two girls, one guy
2. One girl, two holes
Guy: That girl is such a slut, she's totaly down for the cause. Of double fisting.
by suck ma jewce June 3, 2009
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double fisted

Searched at an airport.
Getting pulled over by the police and have another cop car pull up to help search your car.
The term come from officer searching a suspect then stick there hand up the suspects ass in search of evidence.
Dude, I got pulled over then double fisted by the cops.
by Echappy November 29, 2006
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Double Fist of Fury

It is using both fist while masturbating or if someone is fisting you. Can be for guys and girls, but mostly girls.
I did a Double Fist of Fury on that bitch last night.
by The MilkMan a.k.a. Melki April 29, 2010
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Double fists to recty

The act of inserting both of one's fists into a person's rectum.
After I applied my AXE body spray via the double pits to chesty technique, she got so hot that she allowed me to attempt double fists to recty on her. She won't be shitting right for a month.
by Doctor Shakalu May 2, 2010
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