Dontopedalogy

Dontopedalogy is a term said to have been coined by England's Prince Philip meaning, 'the talent for putting one's foot into one's mouth'.

• The art of putting your foot in your mouth before speaking.

• The talent of saying really stupid things at inappropriate times.

J is quite an expert in the field of dontopedalogy: she sticks her foot in her mouth every time she opens it.

by Night.ER.Ninja July 27, 2014

Doctor Jelly Finger

Prostate Doctor. The act of having a person putting in a examination glove and applying lube to the fingers then sticking them up a man's anus.

Yeah I went to get my yearly checkup. Everything went well until I saw Doctor Jelly Finger!!

by Gar Grim February 3, 2018

Doctor Toboggan

Also named Mantis Toboggan. A doctor that moves in for scraps. He's prone to drop monster condoms that he uses for his magnum dong. You should watch him feast.

I need a fake doctors note.
Just get one from Doctor Toboggan

by CWALK November 12, 2013

Doctor fart

/ˈdäktər färt/

(Noun)

When you fart and the smell is so vile you consider seeing a doctor

That Doctor fart really has me worried. Smells like I've already died.

by TheTallestPsychonaut May 23, 2021

DoctorDepp

He is the true and only DoctorDepp. Water. Earth. Fire. Air.
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
Only the Depp, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished.
A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named DoctorDepp, and although his airbending skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone.
But I believe DoctorDepp can save the world.

He is the chosen one, DoctorDepp!
We love him! He is our hero. The Real DoctorDepp

by Gentomeiter May 5, 2021

Doctor Wife

A woman who has a dry ass cooch due to the unerotic nature of her marriage and/or partner.

As I also discussed on the show, my only real concern is that the women involved -- who apparently require a "bucket and a mop" -- get the medical care they require. My doctor wife's differential diagnosis: bacterial vaginosis, yeast infection, or trichomonis.

by WhoAmI_WhatAmI August 13, 2020

Doctor Octagonapus

Doctor Octagonapus is Dominic Fear's version of Doc Oc from spider man. Doctor octagonapus is probably the most common character in Dominic Fear's clip "The Lazer Collection"(viewable on youtube).

Doctor Octagonapus! BWAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

by Speckledorf March 17, 2008