Mormon Dormon

The habit people have of congregating in doorways to hold conversations, blocking your way in or out. Also pertains to blocking aisles or any necessary pathways.

I can't get through the doorway of the grocery store because these Mormon Dormon's are standing here in a huge group talking about last night's family home evening.

by soldier's girl September 20, 2010

Dooson

Someone who literally gets blamed for everything, even if it is obvious that they didn't do it. Everyone will blame a dooson.

You got blamed for something you didn't do! You must be a dooson!

by QWERTYabc1234?!? January 8, 2020

dogsonmypajamas

Someone who likes furries and dresses up as a furry.

Person 1: Look, someone is wearing a furry costume.
Person 2: That's dogsonmypajamas!

by lukenzoggx June 18, 2021

Dorton

Craziest people in the world

That Dorton smacked a bitch.

by omgitsniki January 23, 2008

Dorgone

Wondering if you could slip away from an event or group conversation without anyone noticing your absence.

I'm dorgoneing if I could get away from this class right now.

by SaikoRyder December 13, 2021

James Dobson

Religious fanatic shill of the far republican right. Makes his living spreading fear, hate, racism, sexism, homophobia, in the guise of christianity.

Distinguished himself in 2005, by claiming that Spongebob Squarepants is gay.

When Christ returns, he's gonna punch James Dobson in the kidneys.

by Ploppypants May 3, 2005

sir dodson

when a man punches a vagina with extreme vigor

grant sir dodson'd emily

by Ryan Cypher September 21, 2005