cereal doormat

For a women to have breadcrumbs or any general mills product caked into her pubic frame.

Say Leslie why are there hearts, stars, and rainbows in your pot of gold?

cereal doormat by ben claude May 6, 2003

Dance Dance Doormat

When they answer the door you start dancing until they get mad at you

We played dance dance doormat for a whole hour which was fun untill this drunk guy punched Steve in the face

Dance Dance Doormat by MowMows April 6, 2009

Dignified Doormat 

A soft-spoken woman who sits with her hands folded neatly in her lap and smiles graciously as her husband runs America into the ground.

First Lady Laura Bush.

Dignified Doormat by wakeupcall April 27, 2005

Abrasive Doormat 

An Abrasive Doormat is a type of person which has learned to play the boss-worker system to their advantage. In front of their superiors, they will act humble and diligent. They will even take abuse, letting themselves be treated like a doormat by those who are able to hurt them. In this, they are wise. They retain their employment by taking abuse from those above them.

However, when it comes to those who cannot harm them, this type of person is abusive. These people who act like doormats to the faces of their employers will treat those equal to or below them as if they were doormats.

They respect their own kind, namely those who have learned this form of hypocrisy. But anyone who doesn't know how to play their little game they insult. And anyone who is brave enough to speak out against mistreatment they ridicule with all their might and seek to sabotage them for the sake of their own game.

They throw epithets and megatons of stinging words at any who would speak out against the system that they have learned to play. And that is exactly it, these nasty hypocritical manipulators have taken so long to learn to play this system that they don't wish for this horrid system to be challenged, much less altered.

Underling: "How can anyone put up with this kind of boss?... it is just impossible."

Abrasive Doormat: "Heard you got coached, what did you do?"

Underling: "I didn't really do anything, I just tried to explain to the boss that..."

Abrasive Doormat: "What!!! You spoke to the boss trying to explain something to him? How naive of you, you impertinent, immature, foolish, knave of a n00b! Ha ha ha ha haw!!! You deserve what you get!"

Underling: "WTF?! How is it even possible for you to say such things if you have a brain in your skull?!"

Abrasive Doormat: "Oh and now you dare to insult me! I'll see about that!"

*Abrasive Doormat goes tattling and reports as many reprehensible things about Underling as is possible to invent.*

Abrasive Doormat by arbitraryusername January 21, 2010

Cocksuker's Doormat

A thin shaved goatee and moustache.

John jizzed and covered Mark's Cocksuker's Doormat in spunk.

Cocksuker's Doormat by Lord of the Ring December 19, 2006

soggy doormat 

When a lady doesn't shave her lady garden so it becomes bushy or doormat like and a man pulls out and spaffs on it.

Pulled a bird last week and gave her a right soggy doormat, pull out game is strong.

soggy doormat by Shaven demon October 6, 2019

Work doormat 

Somebody who gets completely walked all over at work. They work over-time for free and they don't stand their ground at all.

Alice: What you up to tonight bae?
James: I'm on call tonight AGAIN!
Alice: But they don't even pay you for that?! You're such a work doormat!!

Work doormat by imsofuckingquiche February 18, 2015