doogan

a fat, dense, Jurassic piece of feces. Always sinks straight to the bottom and often leaves streaks on your toilet basin.

oh snaps, that steak sandwich I just ate is going to be a vicious doogan.

by Cod July 18, 2006

Flaming Doogan

Take a girl out for some spicy food (preferabily hot chicken wings or mexican food) and drink lots of beer and a good amount of tequila. Next, make sure you spend the night at her house. Then have intercourse with her and when you wake up in the morning and have to take a shit from all the alcohol and spicy food you take a shit in a paper bag and leave it on the pillow by her face. Flaming comes from the spice in the food and tequila, and doogan is just a funny word.

I left a flaming doogan on that bitches pillow.

by George Nolan (proudly) April 27, 2005

doogans

n - The act of discreetly enjoying an alcoholic beverage, usually liquor and soft drink, during daytime/working hours.

"I hate mondays."

"Wanna do a little doogans?"

"It's noon."

"Don't be a pussy Terrance, give me your Dr. Pepper."

by Cornwallis Jones January 8, 2009

doongahead

idiot, retard, dummy, unsmart person

Jose's such a doongahead, he actually slipped on a banana!
Ashley, you never answered my text message you doongahead!

by mar-ash October 30, 2010

doogan

A penis, male reproductive organ.

His doogan was hanging out of his pants at the restaurant.

by Rob-o October 7, 2005

doogan

A doogan is a fat joint or blunt.

who's down to puff this next doogan?

oh shit, not much, we were just smoking doogans all day.

doogan!

by VonDoogan December 15, 2009

Doogan

another word for crap.

whoa! look at that doogan alyssa left in the toilet.

by Megan Danae February 9, 2008