Skip to main content

slurpin the doodi p

the act of having a soon to be ex girlfriend,who you found out cheated on you,give you a blow job after you have had anal sex with another women.cleaning your penis off after the analsex is not allowed.telling the ex priceless.
Bitch wants to cheat on me ,well she soon will be slurpin the doodi p.
by joe zee April 26, 2007
mugGet the slurpin the doodi p mug.

doodiebomb

Referring to feces to get a laugh. Popularized by the comedy troupe Stella.
I enjoyed the doodiebombs in every Austin Powers movie.
by Robopoet February 20, 2006
mugGet the doodiebomb mug.
Related Words

DOODOOFART

DOODOOFART
DOODOOFART
by COCKMILKER01 March 16, 2021
mugGet the DOODOOFART mug.

doodiephiliac

A person who never has a solid stool and always has diarrhea. And I mean all the time.
Dave: Why are you always spending your time on the toilet?

Steve: I have no choice. I’m cursed for all of eternity as a doodiephiliac.
by joseph blough March 12, 2022
mugGet the doodiephiliac mug.

i'm a stupid doodoo butt

Sans: "What's up."
Frisk: "I'm a stupid doodoo butt."
Sans: "Did you...did you just say 'I'm a stupid doodoo butt?'"
"Wow. I can't believe you would say that."
"Not only is that completely infantile...but it's also my secret codeword."
by personwholikesstuff July 13, 2020
mugGet the i'm a stupid doodoo butt mug.

doodie bark

Farts that are caused by and are precursors to large doodies.

Doodie barks are a temporary form of relief from the discomfort of having to poop, when dumping is not an option.

They usually smell like the danger ahead.
"Oh dude, that fart smells like shit, gross"
"Yea I've had the doodie barks all morning. Thanks to this conference call I haven't had the chance to drop Obama off in the Oval Office."
by nofx9019 December 2, 2009
mugGet the doodie bark mug.

Doodire

A doodire is similar to a vampire, but it sucks out your diarrhea. Doodires perform this by inserting their long elephant-like mouth into your bottom. A main way of defending against doodires is cheese. Swiss cheese to be exact, for if you use parmesan you will only suceed in strengthening the doodire.
Rather portly student:"Look at that Biology teacher!"

Skinny student:"Cleary he is a doodire!"

Rather portly student:" That's just what a doodire would say."
by Sir Giblets July 15, 2007
mugGet the Doodire mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email