On Dongle

On dongle is a term used to exclaim a true deep meaningful promise. The term dongle is used to emphasize the ability of one's virtue to carry out whatever the fuck is requested. The loss of the dongle is being defined as being unfaithful to the agreement.

"Im boutta fucking eat this bagel" said Jerry
"ON FUCKING DONGLE LEMME GET SOME" Said Deshawn

"If i land this trick we fuckin" Said Tom
"On dongle??" Said Demarcus

by Rajeshornot October 28, 2022

dongling

A nonchalant hand job between two men, which is not considered a homosexual act.

Bill and I participated in some dongling last night.

by General DBMS August 5, 2008

dongle

A piece of computer hardware that is provided with software. This hardware has to be attached to the computer (example: Printer port) to allow the software to work.

The CAD program SOLIDEDGE won't work unless the dongle is installed.

by TheWun1 May 21, 2003

dongle

The get head behind the shed at a party.

I got a dongle from that girl the other night.

by dongles_big December 3, 2007

dongle

1. (noun) A USB device designed specifically to drive the owner to the point of insanity. Contains hidden software aimed at disconnecting from the internet mid-conversation thus causing maximum disruption and annoyance. 2. (noun) A small plastic toy used by cats to chase along wooden floor at 5am. 3. (noun) A primative alarm clock when used in conjunction with definition 2

He's in a bad mood today, he got dongled in the early hours.

Man i was chatting to a really hot girl online when i got hit by a dongle. Bummer.

by cds2212 February 4, 2010

Dongled

A word you use when you obliterate another human in competition.

"Oh that guy just got dongled"

"That NIGGA just Dongled me"

by eggplant11 January 15, 2019

dongle

A short adaptor cable to convert between different plug conventions.

Dang, I lost the dongle to connect the DVI out to the VGA projector.

by not-just-yeti February 3, 2004