Playing ding-dong-ditch, except when the person answers the door and shuts it, they might go outside and look around. When they do, you run inside, find the smallest item to steal, run back outside, dig a hole, and put the item in, without being caught.
Roger played Digg Dong Ditch. He ran inside the persons house, stole a coffee mug, and dug it in the persons front yard when they went back inside.
by Jimmy Oats April 14, 2008
When you stick your thick cock into a woman's pussy and run away without cumming, as if to say gotcha! Alternatively, it can mean simply having sex with a woman once and disappearing into the mist. The least popular use of the term is when you cut a hole in the condom and blast away never to return.
Guy 1: Did you hear that girl's boyfriend got her a dick in a box for Christmas?
Guy 2: Ding Dong Ditch is what I'd give her.
Guy 1: Ding Dong Ditch the bitch.
Guy 2: Ding Dong Ditch is what I'd give her.
Guy 1: Ding Dong Ditch the bitch.
by Eric Kazinsky May 6, 2016
by sjohnson22 March 7, 2022
Verb
1. To go ding dong ditching means to either go knock on a door and run away usually done with a group of friends
2. Other variations include “borrowing” berries, fruits, food from the front of peoples houses in your neighbourhood with often a group of friend
1. To go ding dong ditching means to either go knock on a door and run away usually done with a group of friends
2. Other variations include “borrowing” berries, fruits, food from the front of peoples houses in your neighbourhood with often a group of friend
by MouldyJam November 23, 2019
When a guy taps his flaccid penis against an unaroused female clitoris in a consensual way, followed immediately by sleep.
by Marinadoom August 2, 2018
1. A group of fuckery teens rings someones doorbell for shits and giggles and then runs away in hopes of giggles, adrenaline, and entertainment.
2. When you realize the person you've been having sex with lately is a fuckwit, fuckboy, fuck tard or any/all of the above, therefore you determine to abort the mission of having sex with them in the future.
2. When you realize the person you've been having sex with lately is a fuckwit, fuckboy, fuck tard or any/all of the above, therefore you determine to abort the mission of having sex with them in the future.
by PineappleJuice March 20, 2015
ding-dong ditch: a verb. This applies to when a woman has sexual relations with a man and then no longer desires any sort of further interaction with the person.
Woman I: Hey, what ever happened to that guy that you met at the bar?
Woman II: Oh, that dude? I ding-dong ditched him. I don't have time for that shit.
Woman II: Oh, that dude? I ding-dong ditched him. I don't have time for that shit.
by Tomorrow Call July 28, 2010